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Football puns in 2024

Did you hear about the broken chair at the tailgate?
– It folds under pressure.

My team is so far behind; they really need to ketchup.

Lads On Toure

For Fuchs Sake

Lord of the Ings

Talk with your pads, play with your heart.

Why did the quarterback scramble for his job?
– So, he wouldn’t get sacked.

Purple Reina

Olympique Mayonnaise

Fiorentina Turner

Did you hear about the chickens that were football fans?
– They egged their team on.

I’m in a serious relation-chip.

Citizen Kane

The Cesc Pistols

Egg Fried Reus

What do you call it when a football player suffers an injury in his last game before retirement?
– Gridirony.

Did you hear about the beauty queen who lost her crown?
– She had a couple of split ends.

No Kane, No Gain

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