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Money puns ๐Ÿ’ฐ in 2022

Money talks …but all mine ever says is good-bye.

How much money does a skunk have?
– One scent!

My jam business failed.

My financial situation is so bad…
…I’m being sponsored by a child in Africa.

โ€œMoney often costs too much.โ€

Why is money called dough? Because we all knead it.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
– He wanted cold, hard cash!

How did the Marine pay for food on his business trip?
– He used his carpe per diem

A woman proudly told her friend, โ€œIโ€™m responsible for making my husband a millionaire.โ€
– โ€œWell what was he before he married you?โ€
– the friend asked. โ€œA billionaire.โ€

If time is money are ATM’s time machines?

I don’t mean to brag but I’m helping a Nigerian Prince with a pretty serious financial matter.
– I can’t really talk about it.

โ€œOh yeah,โ€ the brother replies.
– โ€œDad always wanted to go out in style so we rented him a tuxedo.โ€

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