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Money puns ๐Ÿ’ฐ in 2021

I saw a sign that said โ€œWatch for children,โ€ and I said, โ€œThat sounds like a fair trade.โ€

Irresponsible financiers must be discredited.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America.
– If Iโ€™m not there, I go to work.

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.

College is the opposite of kidnapping.
– They demand $100,000 from you or they’ll send your kid back.

But my credit card company calls me everyday to tell me my balance is outstanding.

A hacker saw my financials
– He set up a go fund me

โ€œMoney is like a sixth sense โ€“ and you canโ€™t make use of the other five without it.โ€

Uber lost over a billion dollars in the last six months so they’re asking their drivers to check between the seat cushions.

Where do penguins keep their money?
– In snowbanks.

The genie reaches into his lantern and pulls out a bank statement on which the manโ€™s name is printed, then hands it to him. โ€œ
– Youโ€™ll find your finances are in order, to the tune of one billion dollars.
– Donโ€™t forget, your ex has twice as much.
– And for your last wish?โ€

Guess who my financial advisor is going to be for halloween.
– PENNY-WISE

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