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Succulent puns ๐ŸŽ in 2023

Say aloe to my little friend.

You and I make a real prickly pear!

Aloe? Is it me you’re looking for?

The man’s wife asked him why he put succulents in front of all the windows.
He said “Because, honey. Aloe view.”

Grab life by the thorns.

Iโ€™m rooting for you!

Thereโ€™s two balloons in the desert. One says look out for that cactus! The other goes What Cactussssss…

Can you be-leaf how great all my succulent plants are doing?

Can you pick up the groceries? I havenโ€™t botany.

It’s time to put all that hard work into cactus!

Chive loved you for so long.

She is rooting for him.

Aloe, aloe, aloe, whats going on here?

Iโ€™ll never desert you.

Iโ€™d never leaf you.

What did one succulent British plant say to the other?
Aloe! Vera nice to meet you!

He is a succa for jokes.

What did the succulent say when it meets new plants?
Aloe there

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