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Succulent puns ๐ŸŽ in 2021

Say aloe to my little friend.

You and I make a real prickly pear!

Aloe? Is it me you’re looking for?

I would offer you a succulent or two, but I haven’t botany!

Pretty fly, for a cacti.

Good chives only.

Every individual romaine tranquil.

I would offer you a succulent or two, but I haven’t botany!

Chive loved you for so long.

I’m almost certain there is something wrong with my cactus, but I just can’t put my finger on it!

What do you call a succulent in the Hunger Games?
Cactus Everdeen

I am pleased that he pricked you.

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