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Chair puns ๐Ÿช‘ in 2022

I once tried to do a daredevil stunt by eating pieces of a broken chair.
Well, it didn’t really sit well with my digestive system and stomach.

What do you call a chair that is kept in a castle among the mountains?
– You call it a high chair.

Stevie Wonder walks into a bar…
– And a table, and a chair

I got a chair which acts up weirdly during stormy weather and gets all kinds of sores on it.
I think I shouldn’t have bought a Windsor chair.

Mexican word of the day: wheelchair
– Theirs only 1 taco left, so wheel chair.

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to turn on an electric chair?
– Ten. But number four will shock you.

My friend was astounded to see me having possession of one of the vintage recliners from the early 20th century.
I told him that my recliner and I go way back.

How do you make a chair made of fake wood or plastic turn into a chair made of the best quality wood?
– You pass it through the chair purifier!

“Hey son, what has 4 legs and doesn’t breathe?”
“Haha you can’t fool me again, dad. A chair!”
“Not this time. Our dog died.”

My girlfriend broke up with me. So I took her wheel chair and…
– Guess who came crawling back.

When Michael Jordan announced that he would bringing a new furniture line in the market, we all knew the name of the company would be Chair Jordan.

The Irishman who is always looking forward to repairing chairs and furniture is called Paddy O’ Furniture.

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