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Chair puns ๐Ÿช‘ in 2021

The chair which could also act as a refrigerator was flagged by the Pollution Control Board.
– This was because it was supposedly releasing chairosol into the air.

What do you call a sitcom show on TV which has a chair in its lead role?
– You call it ‘The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Chair’.

I went to the dentist.
I sat down in the chair and he said, “Open up for me…”

“OK,” I said, “my parents don’t love me very much.”

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to turn on an electric chair?
– Ten. But number four will shock you

When my lover and I decided to get married, she stood by me at all times through every hardship.
She didn’t really have a choice
– because we could only afford one chair.

Why did the family put a chair beside the casket of their dead grandmother?
– They were waiting for rigor mortis to seat in.

When I was first married we were very poor, but my wife stood by me
– She had to – we only had one chair

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian, an Asian women and a girl in a wheel chair walk into a bar
– They are celebrating being on the cover of a middle school math book

I received a surprising reply when I asked my friend about his exercise routine.
He said he would simply pick up a large chair and put it down- this was his routine of seatups.

A blind guy walks into a bar…
…then a table, then a chair, then another chair…

A pretty lady in a restaurant just asked me if I was single and I happily replied yes
– She took the extra chair in front of me away

I have a carpenter friend who failed in his carpentry examination.
– I believe he is going to prepare and resit the test again.

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