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Clock puns in 2024

Why did the jailer throw the clock out the window?
– Because it wanted to see time fly.

Here’s what I think about going online and buying a clock.
– Thinking about it too is just time-consuming.

I always take my watch off before sharing a secret. Because time will tell.

why did the girls sit on the clock.
– To be on time

What did the clock say when it got punched at noon? It’s twelve ow clock.

My friend thought of repairing the clock today, but it was time-consuming, so he quit.

I was voted ‘Most likely to travel back in time, class of 2056’.

6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down.

If you eat a clock then does that mean you’ve consumed time?

What did the second hand say to the hour and minute hand?
– “See you around in a minute, guys.”

Why do I put the alarm clock in my shoe?
– I don’t want my foot to fall asleep.

6:30 is the best time, hands down.

On any clock, 11:59:59 am is my favourite time of day. It’s second to noon.

As a hobby I started taking walks around the old clock tower.
– It’s a great way to pass the time.

Why do you think the man kept a clock under his work desk?
– Because he hoped to work overtime.

I saw a billboard with a watch on it. I think it was a sign of the time.

The book on chronology I ordered has finally arrived in the mail. It’s about time.

For sale: Clock with half a face. For a limited time only.

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