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Clock puns ⏰ in 2023

What would you get if the clock and chicken cross paths?
– A cluck.

Why would a tardy man stop and purchase a watch?
– Because he was hoping to buy time.

Our dog is called Rolex. He’s a watch dog.

What happens when a clock is hungry It goes back four seconds.

The cop that is on a 12 o clock shift says hands up

I know when my clock is annoyed. It always gets ticked off.

Very few people in my neighborhood beat the clock to kill their time.

Do hungry time-travellers ever go back four seconds

They Are making a movie about clocks.

– It’s about time.

Why couldn’t you keep the alarm clock in a jail?
– Because it kept running out.

How can you tell when your clock is really hungry?
– It goes back four seconds.

If I wanted to have the time of my life,
– I would work in a clock shop.

So I thought about trying to eat a clock one day. After about 13 tries, I realised this was very time consuming

Where did the clock finish the race?
– Probably wherever it wound up.

Do you know, the duck wakes up at the quack of the dawn.

My clock at home stopped working. Turns out it just needed a hand to get going.

I used to have a friend who kept changing the sound that his alarm clock made. I wonder what he’s getting up to now?

isn’t eating a clock time consuming

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