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Clock puns ⏰ in 2022

My friend finally thought of a clock joke.
– It is about time!

I heard a great time travel joke tomorrow.

I was going to look for my missing watch,
– but I could never find the time.

I love grandfather clocks big time.

How did the street clock address the tower clock?
– “High there!”

Why did the cuckoo come out of its little clock door?
– Because it was its time to shine.

A man I know tried to make a belt out of watches. It was a waist of time.

I can’t believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in..

Why did the boy shoot the clock?
– he wanted to kill time.

Why did the jailer throw the clock out the window?
– Because it wanted to see time fly.

Here’s what I think about going online and buying a clock.
– Thinking about it too is just time-consuming.

I always take my watch off before sharing a secret. Because time will tell.

why did the girls sit on the clock.
– To be on time

What did the clock say when it got punched at noon? It’s twelve ow clock.

My friend thought of repairing the clock today, but it was time-consuming, so he quit.

I was voted ‘Most likely to travel back in time, class of 2056’.

6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down.

If you eat a clock then does that mean you’ve consumed time?

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