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Pickle puns in 2024

Where’s a pickle’s favorite place to go in London?
– Pickle-dilly Square.

Most gherkins giggle whenever you touch them. They are so pickle-ish.

Gas station was selling pickles 2 for 1
– Dill of the day

What do you call a pickle doctor?
Answer: A dill pusher.

Dill-emmas – Pickle problems…

What’s a pickle’s favorite show? Dill or No Dill.

What’s green and swims in the sea?
– Moby Pickle.

Pickles normally derive their names from the places they come. For instance, the sweeter ones from the southern backwoods are known as hill-dillis.

What’s a pickle’s favorite game show?
– Dill or No Dill,
hosted by Howie Mandill.

I know enough to know that when you’re in a pickle… call Mom.

Picklette – A baby pick.

Why do we refer to problems as pickles?
– Because they’re dill-emmas!

By design, a motorpickle is green in color and rolls on two wheels.

What do you call a pickled deer
– A dill doe

I watched a documentary about how pickles are made.
– It was jarring.

Had I accepted the pickle juice, I would be drinking pickle juice right now.

I’ll be there in half a sour.

What do you call a pickle you got on a budget?
– A sweet dill.

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