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Pickle puns ๐Ÿฅ’ in 2021

Whatโ€™s green and wears a cape?
– Super Pickle.

I once tripped on a pickleโ€ฆ
– Iโ€™m over it now, but it was a big dill at the time.

If you have a pickle problem, the best way is to just dill with it.

Sourdough
– My wife is making her infamous pickled bread this Thanksgiving. She uses that dill dough….

…in words and pickles, I have immortalized my memories, although distortions are inevitable in both methods. We must live, I’m afraid, with the shadows of imperfections.

Youโ€™re such a big gherk. (gherkin)

A pickle walks into a casino and sits down at a card tableโ€ฆ
– He says, โ€œDill me in.โ€

The favorite TV channel for a baby gherkin is Pickleodeon.

How do you make pickled bread?
– Dill dough

If you have a pickle problem, the best way is to just dill with it.

How Superheroes Make Money: – Spider-Man knits sweaters. – Superman screw the lids on pickle jars. – Iron Man, as you would suspect, just irons.

Whatโ€™s the difference between a pickle and a therapist? If you donโ€™t know, you should stop talking to your pickle!

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