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Pickle puns ๐Ÿฅ’ in 2023

I love dill pickles! They’re on my rider for my concerts so I eat one every day.


What do you call a pickle lullaby?
– A cucumber slumber number.

The best description of a tro-pickle fish is one that is green in color, has a sour taste, and swims in the aquarium.

To become a pickle, a cucumber must go through a jarring period.

What did the cucumber say to the pickle?
– Nothing, they canโ€™t talk.

Quesa-dill-a โ€“ Mexican food with a pickly twist.

My pickle order was totally under-cookedโ€ฆ
– It was really a raw dill.

If per chance your hand is stuck in a jar of gherkins and you simply canโ€™t remove it, know that it is in the right pickle.

What do you call a pickle you buy at a great price?
– A sweet Dill!

What do you call a frozen pickle hanging from the roof?
Answer: An Icepickle!

Squeamish stomachs cannot eat without pickles.

Telesco-pickle data.

When the giant cannibals started to soak me in vinegar, Iโ€™d had enoughโ€ฆ
– โ€œWhy donโ€™t you pickle someone your own size?โ€ I shouted.

Whatโ€™s a pickleโ€™s life philosophy?
– Never a dill moment.

When we walked in, the host pickle was reading a book. Its title was To Dill A Mockingbird.

What do you say to a pickle in the morning?
– Rise and Brine!

Boy meets girl; girl gets boy into pickle; boy gets pickle into girl.

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