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Bike puns ๐Ÿšดโ€โ™‚๏ธ in 2022

Bikes need a kickstand. They’re two tired to stand up on their own.

I broke my bike today so I’ll have to fork out for a new one.

I bought an exercise bike, but I got rid of it after 2 weeks..
– Didn’t seem to be getting anywhere.

I am trying to teach my son how to put the chain back on his bike, but he still can’t seem to do it
– I guess it must be sprocket science

You donโ€™t have to wonder why brits are so good at biking, just check their public transport costs.

There was a bike that caught my fancy, until I saw her skidmarks.

I had a bike with no wheels and it worked for ages.
– It just wasn’t tired.

Had to get a kickstand for my bike.
– It was two tired to stand on its own.

My dog, Rover, used to chase everyone on a bike.
– I had to take his bike away.

โ€œWhy did the bicycle fall over?

– It was two tiredโ€

The bikers I respect are the ones who torque the talk.

I went cycling through a flower-filled meadow yesterday.
– My bike looks much prettier with its daisy chain.

My teenage daughter was sat idle on our spinning bike…
– I told her she needed to listen to less cardiB and start doing more cardiO

Why did the bike fall over?
– It was two tired.

Thereโ€™s a vampire bike around here that keeps biting people.
– Itโ€™s a vicious cycle.

When I bought a new wheel for my bike, I noticed something was missing from the center.
– I lodged a complaint and was directed to their spokes-person.

Apparently There Was A Type Of Dinosaur Which Used To Ride A Bike.
– The Velo-Ciraptor.

I Rode My Bike 10 Miles To Safely Dispose Of Some Paper, Cans And Bottles Earlier.
– I Was Tired On The Way Back. I Had To Recycle.

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