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Bike puns ๐Ÿšดโ€โ™‚๏ธ in 2021

I changed my bike’s tires for the last time. It was time for retirement.

There’s a vampire bike around here that keeps biting other cyclists.
– It’s a vicious cycle.

Our family dog used to chase people riding bikes
– It got so bad in the end, we had to take the bikes off him.

โ€œI like cyclists, who torque the talk.โ€

I heard about a little kid who went to bed with his bike, he didnโ€™t want to walk in his sleep.

What name did the chemist give to the bike he built?
– Bike-carbonate of soda.

The unicyclist knew his friends two wheel.

I gave my bike a new name after it came back from the bell repair shop
– It has a nice ring to it.

Cycopath: someone who has strong urges for a life behind (handle) bars.

I left by bike beside a wall the other day, and it fell over.
– It was two tyred.

Studying in the library yesterday, I read about a type of dinosaur that was pretty much into bikes.
– It was called the Velo-Ciraptor.

There Was A Massive Tropical Storm While I Was Out Riding My Bike.
– I Decide To Cyclone.

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