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Bike puns ๐Ÿšดโ€โ™‚๏ธ in 2022

A Man Woke Up One Morning With No Hair And Two Flat Tyres.
– It Was Case Of โ€˜Air Today, Gone Tomorrowโ€™.

Whoever sold me these handlebars needs to get a grip.

Bought a stationary bike today
– but I don’t see myself getting anywhere with it.

My mate is great on a unicycle, but struggles in social situations.
– He doesnโ€™t like bars.

I bought some bicycle handlebars online, however, I left them a bad review because they obviously need to get a grip.

It gets more expensive to buy a tire pump with every year that passes. It’s all that inflation.

My Mate Is Really Good On A Unicycle But Very Socially Awkward.
– She Canโ€™t Handle-Bars.

My sports-mad cousin dropped out of university when he realised he’d signed up for psychology.

What did the dirt bike say to the puddle?
– “Are you my mudder?”

I met a hot girl today.

– derailleur?

What is the perfect name for a sculptor who uses bike parts for his art?
– Cycleangelo

I blew a tire on my way home and had to push my bike home.
– It was a drag.

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