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Bike puns ๐Ÿšดโ€โ™‚๏ธ in 2023

My Cousin Loves E-Bikes Because Sheโ€™s Really Indecisive.
– She Likes That It Takes Charge.

Do you know what the hardest thing is about learning to ride a bike?
– The road.

An Italian man loses his hands from bike accident. What did his parents ask the doctor?
– โ€œWill my son able to speak again?โ€

We’ll have to rimember all these wheely spoketacular jokes.

Who heard about the crazy guy who won all the medals at the bikersโ€™ tournament?
– He took the psycho path.

I Run A Surgery Practice For Cyclists Who Want To Remove One Of Their Eyes. Itโ€™s Called โ€˜Cycle-Opsโ€™.

I Bought Some Handlebars Recently But Theyโ€™re A Little Bare.
– I Told The Guy I Bought Them From He Needs To Get A Grip.

Did you know Alfred Hitchcock used to be a fan of downhill mountain biking.
– He was a master of suspension.

A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes.
– Thatโ€™s ridiculous. My dogs donโ€™t even own bikes

I took my new bike back to the shop and said the pedals didnโ€™t work. Chap asked why I thought it was called a push bike.

But after a while, his bad suspension dampened his excitement for riding the bike.

So your birthday has rolled around again…
– have a wheelie good time!

I lycra your new bike.

Just had the police tell my my dog attacked someone on a bike
– I said it couldn’t have been my dog, he doesn’t own a bike

โ€œDescending Hardknott Pass at 80mph, the cyclist tested positive for SPEED.โ€

What does a mountain biker do when he wants to achieve more balance?
– He hires a cycleologist.

There’s really only one wheel difference between a bike and a trike.

My brother went crazy when I took his last piece of candy.
– He’s a cycle path.

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