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Autumn puns ๐Ÿ‚ in 2023

Hold onto your nuts
โ€“ fall is here!

I am being honest to gourd, pumpkin spice latte is my favorite drink to fall back on!

The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.

It’s the first day of Autumn so let’s make like Humpty Dumpty!!
– And have a great Fall!

You canโ€™t help but fall in love with this time of the year.
– It is autumn-matic.

The tree had to go to work every day this fall, because he couldn’t get any autumn leaves.

When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, “Leafing so soon?’

When the pumpkin carver started measuring the pumpkin, the ticklish pumpkin said, “Cut it gourd!”

What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern?
– A pumpkin patch.

The best movie that I have ever watched during fall is the Gourd of the Rings.

The weather in this fall is just un-be-leafable.

What do trees say when they get their leaves back in spring?
– What a re-leaf!

My friend liked everything about autumn- he calls himself the fall guy.

During autumn, the pumpkin started failing in class because his brain had been scooped out!

After a long and terrible Autumn, the Sun was shining once again and the trees were finally put at ease.
– They were releaved.

After such a rough life, James decided to turn over a new leaf this fall.

When I told my autumn-crazy friend that I don’t like fall, he said, “Leaf me alone.”

Gourd big or gourd home!

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