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Autumn puns in 2024

You can’t help but enjoy this time of year
– it’s autumn-matic!

It is difficult to find a gourd companion in autumn.

During the midterm exams in the fall, the teacher apple asked her student apples to apple-y themselves better!

What does a spaceship wear in autumn?
– A hullover!

Fall is that perfect time of the year to spice things up.

Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.

Many times in autumn, you may have to turn over a new leaf.

She is just a gourd girl waiting for her pump-king.

Did you hear the joke about the tree?
– It’ll leaf you laughing!

After the disaster, the family descended into poverty with virtually nothing to fall back on.

What did the lawn say to the rake last autumn?
– Leaf me alone!

Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.

The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!

As my 17yo son is telling me about his new girlfriend, whose name is Autumn…
– I said ‘be careful, she might leave you.’

– He did not get it at first, so I had to repeat myself a couple of times…but I would have done that anyway.

The only vehicle you should use driving around in fall is an autumn-mobile.

It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?

Autumn has given me some of my best memories.
– I am forever grate-fall for it.

The motivational pumpkin told his followers, “Life is gourd!’

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