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Autumn puns ๐Ÿ‚ in 2022

What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
– A fall guy!

Grinning jack oโ€™ lanterns, cute little ghosts and goblins, puppies playing in piles of leavesโ€ฆ
– this is why they call it Aww-tumn.

You know, whenever I finish my pumpkin pie, I wonder why all gourd things come to an end.

What kind of vest do you wear in the fall?
– A har-vest!

As the bride walked down the stairs to come and meet him, he said, โ€œLook how gourd-geous you are.โ€

The robots got married in the fall because they were autumn-mated.

The Pump-king got squashed because he had a fall!

Usually, trees hate the month of September because it is Sept-Timberrrrr!

What did the skydiver say in Autumn?
– I love the fall.

What is the best word to describe a dude who likes autumn?
– A fall guy!

Why did the lions move at the end of summer?
– Because the pride goeth before the fall!

Just wanted to leaf you with my best wishes for fall. Orange you glad the leaves are turning?
– Iโ€™m so happy, I could yellow โ€™bout it.

The squashed pumpkin’s family went to the gourdroom for justice.

Papa apple took his kids to lunch at their favorite restaurant this Halloween- the Applebee’s.

After feeding us with part of the information, he wanted to walk away. One of our colleagues shouted,
– โ€œDonโ€™t leaf us hanging, give us the rest of the story.โ€

I donโ€™t like people hay-tin on my autumn.

Every year, it takes us a lot of time to be-leaf that fall is gone.

One should never stop be-leaf-ing in the magic of fall time.

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