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Bone puns ๐Ÿฆด in 2023

Leg bones are known for always wanting to tell the truth.
-The find it easy tibia honest.

My best friend told me he had my back.
-I’d been wondering where that went.

Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
-What can I say, I’m bone to be wild.

My skull doesn’t mind when I call it a bonehead.

The tiger claimed that he climbed the biggest mountain in the forest.
-There is no denying that I find it very humerus.

A group of archaeologists found a leg bone once when they were doing an excavation.
-They were so excited about what they found, that they invited all the other archaeologists they knew over to help them remove it. It turned out to be quite the shin-dig.

Having this one in my life is always such a Bone-us.

Bone lovers always tend to like spending time in the forest.
– I found out that it’s because they like the s-pine trees.

Do you know how many bones there are in a human hand?
– I’m not sure either, but I’m assuming it’s a handful.

The skeleton was so stupid, he was a total numskull.

The bone-ly one for me!

This pun is so bad itโ€™s a shin.

What do you call a funny bone?
-A humerus.

Tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize jokes and puns about the bones in the skeleton.

Try as she might, the skeleton just couldn’t manage to drag herself out of bed
-She was bone tired.

Orthopedic doctors hate paintings, they find them boring.
– They much prefer skull-ptures.

Sorry, I just got a text on my cell bone, I’ll be right back.

Two female cats usually fight with each other by saying, “You’re a cheetah.
– It was a marrow escape.

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