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Bone puns ๐Ÿฆด in 2023

The rib cage would always order a wine that was full bodied in the restaurant, I didn’t want to say anything but I’m pretty sure it was because it didn’t have one.

I wasnโ€™tย boneย yesterday

I always knew I would end up being an orthopedic doctor.
-When I was a child I just felt it in my bones.

Bone-jour, mes amis.

Spending time home a-bone this year.

Orthopaedic doctors are great to go on vacation with.
– They will take you in their skelecopter.

The orthopaedic doctor was working far too hard.
-“You’re going to work yourself down to the bone!” I told him.

Feel it in yourย bones

I asked my butcher to give me some t-bones, but instead he gave me sirloins.
– It was only when I got home that I realised he’d made a mis-steak.

ย I like to watch my favourite bone doctor show on the skelevision.

Every Sunday, the ribcage likes to play his organ for the congregation.

A naturalย boneย leader

I had to cancel the art show I organised for my skull-ptures.
-My heart wasn’t in it.

I guess you can just say that Iโ€™m a natural bone leader.

You can always tell when a spine finds your bone puns funny.
-They start cracking up.

I picked up a pile of bones I ordered online.
-I was surprised that they weight a skele-tonne.

Jump someoneโ€™sย bones

Bones are always so calm.
-Nothing ever gets under their skin.

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