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Bone puns in 2024

Taking “jumping each other’s bones” a little too literally this year.

The skeleton wanted to play the trombone, but I thought the saxabone would suit it better.
-Tibia honest, both instruments can be quite humerus when you are feeling bonely.

Two thigh bones couldn’t be bothered to go out, so they just stayed in bed.
-Lazy bones.

Work one’s fingers to the bones

I met a femur who was detached from the rest of the skeleton.
– He was feeling pretty bone-ly.

With a side of corn(y) bread.

I’m a bone-afide Halloween professional.

As in, “Hanging up the tele-bone

My bones don’t follow normal rules.
-They’re bone tibia wild.

 A dog’s favourite book is Harry Potter And The Sorcerer’s Bone.

I bought my skeleton a new plant to say sorry for all the skeleton joke articles I’d been writing.
-He absolutely loves his bone-sai tree.

I put a skull on the front of my Harley Davidson motorbike.
-What can I say, I’m bone to be wild.

You’ve just bone it!

I had to send my spine to prison.
– It was bad to the bone.

Where do you learn about bones?
-Osteoclasst.

Bone to be wild.

Where’s my cellbone?

I saw a snake that was a skeleton once, it gave me a real fright.
-It was a rattler.

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