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Bone puns ๐Ÿฆด in 2022

I guess you can just say that Iโ€™m a natural bone leader.

You can always tell when a spine finds your bone puns funny.
-They start cracking up.

I picked up a pile of bones I ordered online.
-I was surprised that they weight a skele-tonne.

Jump someoneโ€™sย bones

Bones are always so calm.
-Nothing ever gets under their skin.

If you want to get a hold of your anatomy professor, the best thing to do is call them on their cell bone.

If your friends don’t laugh at these hilarious bone puns, their funny bone is probably broken.

Itโ€™sย bonelyย at the top

I met a French orthopedic doctor.
– I didn’t know how to greet him, but he said “bone-jour.”

I have a bone to pick with youโ€ฆ!

The bone was making me annoyed, he kept telling lies.
– If you ask me, he was a total phoney-ba-boney.

I went to dinner last week with a group of orthopedic surgeons.
-Before we ate, they insisted that we say, “bone appetit!”

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