Weeds grow every year in gardens and yards around the globe, but what is considered to be a weed difference from one place to another. Several weed puns refer to different types of plants, some the characteristics of plants, and others to the use of things that are not beneficial.
I juana grow old with you.
It was a surprise to know that I have a drug attic in my house.
Laughter is the best medicine
Marijuana makes you laugh
Does that mean Marijuana is the best medicine?
I was watching out the plants after sprinkling weed killer on them, now after an hour they don’t seem interesting any more.
I donut want to smoke without you.
Let’s be blunt, you’re amazing!
Let’s make like a hippie and blow this joint!
Why are you being so high and mighty?
When they go low, we get high.
Growing Like a Weed
One of the oldest and likely the top weed pun, is saying that someone, or something, is “growing like a weed”. This phrase comes from the fact that a weed is able to grow almost anywhere, including spaces where other plants can’t or won’t grow, and they do so very quickly. They can be invasive and push out other plants as they take over the resources that are needed for growth. Often a weed will grow taller much faster than the plants around it.
When a person or a pet grow very quickly this is often when the one liner weed pun about growing quickly is used. It has been used so often that it has become a common phrase and is easily recognized by people from many cultures and backgrounds. There are some times when a growth spurt will occur and growing puns, kids puns, dog puns, cat puns
, and more, will all refer to their fast growth by comparing it to the growth rate of a common weed.
Weeds are also able to grow and thrive in places that other plants can not grow. This includes between sidewalk blocks, in desserts and low water areas, and spaces that get little sun. Cheesy weed puns about people or animals who continue to grow in challenging surrounding and that are outgrowing their background are a common way to discuss consistent growth in difficult times.
Weeding is completed regularly in both vegetable and flower gardens. By removing the weeds, the other plants are able to access the space, water, sunlight, and nutrients that they need. As weeds grow so quickly, they can limit the resources available to other plants and stunt their growth. To prevent this people will remove the weeds from the root. Short weed puns will discuss removing the weeds from the space, and compare it to removing the parts of life, or even people, who are stopping the growth of a person or project. Hilarious weed puns about removing the weeds from life as well as the garden are well received in all gardening groups and many self help and support groups as well. Found in signs, books, and conversations, these short weed puns are one of the ways in which the process can be easily explained.
When referring to anything as being weeded there is sure to be a clean weed pun involved even when talking about actual gardening. Funny weed puns about caring for your garden and keeping healthy relationships and supports while removing those that are stifling or take over are common and effective. These corny weed jokes
are easy to understand and make the information effective and memorable. Cute weed puns can even help to teach kids to pick the right people and things to surround themselves with, and weed puns for kids are found in kids gardening books, craft books, and some stories that share how to care for a garden and for ourselves.
Many weeds are edible, and this plays into many top weed puns. The most used may be about marijuana and how it is both a weed and a drug, but is also made into edibles. This top weed pun is the entire name and concept, as it is not just a weed that shows up in random gardens, but is grown specifically for that purpose, after having been a wild growing weed originally.
Some weeds are edible, and they have funny weed puns about eating dandelions and other weeds. They are safe and can be prepared in many ways, but it is important to know which are edible and which are not. To remember which is which, some rhymes, puns, jokes, and even songs have been made, ensuring that more people can tell one from the other and will not consume anything that will make them sick.