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Weed puns 🌿🚬 in 2022

A female colleague in my office asked if I would smoke some weed with her.

Who is a Drug Abuser?
– A stoner who is spilling his weeds on the floor is a drug abuser.

I’m on the seaweed diet. I see weed and I smoke it!

Chop

Noble Weed

I don’t always roll a joint, but when I do, it’s my ankle.

Just keep rollin’.

Roses are red, violets are blue, weed is dope, and so are you!

‘Erb

Reefer McEntyre

Just doob it!

Your love is my drug.

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