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Smore puns in 2022

“Doing less with s’mores.”

What’s more expensive, a ladder or a diamond?
– The latter.

I told my daughter, “Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?” She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. “It’s true!”
– “When was the last time you ate a monkey?!”

“Keep calm and get your s’mores on.”

More U.S. Presidents were born in Virginia than any other state.
– I guess you could say it’s a Prez dispenser.

“There’s nothing I love s’more than camping.”

Wishing you s ’ more birthday wishes !

Even marshmallows have in-tents feelings.

“Found my light by the bonfire.”

I can’t believe it’s been more than a hundred years since Einstein proposed his Theory of Relativity.
– It feels like only yesterday.

My buddy used to paint these beautiful beach scapes when he lived on the coast, but since he’s moved away, he won’t paint any more.
– I guess he’s now an ex-cape-artist…

“This girl is on fire.” — Alicia Keys, “Girl On Fire”

Wait, does this mean we have to share a tent?

It’s been more than 15 years since the show was over, but people are still making ‘Friends’ references.
– No one told me life was gonna be this way.

Keep calm and eat a mho ’ more .

“I love the summer s’more and s’more.”

“Nation’s Geologists demand more money for Marijuana research” I guess those geologists are a bunch of Stoners.

I can’t believe it’s been more than a hundred years since Einstein proposed his Theory of Relativity.
– It feels like it was only yesterday.

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