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Sushi puns ๐Ÿฃ in 2022

We need to chopstick together now that we live in the same area.

What do you call it when you’re waiting in line for raw fish?
– A sushi queue.

If you’ve never tasted sushi, give the whale sushi a go. It’s killer.

The two of you make very good friends. Ever since you met, he is soy into you.

It is on record that the world greatest sushi chef started his training at the age of tuna half.

The sushi chefโ€™s favorite roll is the payroll.

lifeโ€™s too short to eat bad sushi

Would you like rice with that?

I accidentally ordered a burger at the sushi bar. ‘Miso sorry’ I told the waiter.

In the delicious mix of sushi, soy said to rice, โ€œit has been rice meeting you.โ€

You will get my sushi roll if you cut me into pieces.

What type of sushi does Bob Seger like?
– That Old Thai Moroccan Roll.

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