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Sushi puns in 2024

Those who see you rollin will never celebrate your victory.

Why don’t whales eat sushi very often?
– Of course whales like sushi. It’s just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.

All the guests love sushi soy much they didn’t want to leave.

Right now, I am so busy. Kindly come up and sashimi sometime.

It was reported that a young man sold his flesh to a cannibalistic sushi shop. You can guess what happened after that, he is on a roll.

The best type of sushi for a straight A-student is the honor roll.

sushi makes miso happy

Why are octopi easily duped when it comes to eating seafood?
– They’re suckers for sushi

I took my friend out for sushi on her birthday. She complained she got a raw deal.

When you watch people eating sushi that is when you know how they roll.

Watch someone eating sushi and you get to see how they roll.

Why does some sushi have the rice on the inside of the seaweed wrap?
– That’s just how it rolls.

My friend cooks sushi for a living and earns a fortune. He drives a Rolls Rice.

Sushi: O-fish-ally the best food in the tuna-verse.

Spanish pirates and sushi makers have this one thing in common. Both of them seek fortuna.

Being soy happy together has made us live many years as a family.

What did sushi A say to sushi B?
– WASSA-B!

Did you hear about the new lawyer-themed sushi restaurant? They named it sosumi.

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