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Sushi puns ๐Ÿฃ in 2023

The whale sushi is a real killer.

A detective recently came into town to visit the new sushi restaurant
He heard there was a fishy business.

What is a cucumber and a dolphin doing in the same room?
– Sushi

Determination is everything for a sushi chef. My friend believed she could do it sushi did.

Determination is everything. She believed she could make it, so sushi did.

How do you want your sushi? Raw.

why be grouchy when thereโ€™s hamachi

The rice and the salmon were great together. You could say they were soy mates.

My friend and I can rarely agree on which sushi restaurant to visit. We’re obviously dancing to different tuna.

If you havenโ€™t tasted sushi, try whale sushi. It is a killer.

His subject made miso happy that I always looked forward to his lesson.

weโ€™re all over this sushi like white on rice

Last week I thought I’d found something to replace my sushi addiction with. Alas it was only tempurary.

There are different types of foods you can eat, but if you are going to court, kindly take sue-shi.

The sushi chef can be a good husband simply because he is such a rice guy.

What do sushi makers have in common with Spanish pirates? Answer: They both seek fortuna.

What do sushi makers have in common with Spanish pirates?
– They both seek fortuna.

You are soy awesome.

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