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Elephant puns ๐Ÿ˜ in 2022

Why was the elephant afraid of the computer store?
– Because they sold the worldโ€™s best mice.

What do you call an elephant with rotors?
– A Nellie-copter.

What do you call a different kind of flying elephant?
– A propellephant!

Q. How does a elephant get out of a tree?
– A. He climbs on a leaf and waits till autumn!

Q. Why did the elephant wear red tennis shoes?
– A. To hide in the strawberry patch!

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
– He called a tow truck.

What do you call an elephant that doesnโ€™t matter?
– Irrelephant!

Why do bosses like to employ elephants?
– Because theyโ€™ll work for peanuts!

What did the elephant say to her sad friend?
– I’m ear for you.

Q. How do you fit four elephants in a red mini?
– A. Two in the front and two in the back.

What did the peanut say to the elephant?
– Nothing. Peanuts canโ€™t talk.

Whatโ€™s big and grey and wears a mask?
– The elephant-om of the opera.

What do elephants and giant redwoods have in common?
– They both have big trunks!

Q. What is big, grey and has a lot of red bumps?
– A. An elephant that was stung by a lot of bees!

Q. What is the same size as a elephant, yet weighs nothing?
– A. An elephant’s shadow!

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the pool?
– Their trunks kept falling down.

Why did the elephant cross the road?
– Because the chicken retired!

Why did the elephant ask to borrow a suitcase?
– Because he only had a little trunk.

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