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Elephant puns ๐Ÿ˜ in 2021

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
– Time to get a new fence.

What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?
– Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

Why donโ€™t elephants work on computers?
– Because theyโ€™re afraid of the mouse!

Q. What’s big and grey with horns?
– A. An elephant marching band!

Q. What do you call elephants that swim?
– A. Swimming trunks!

What is large, grey, and wears glass slippers?
– Cinderelephant.

Q: What do you call an elephant that has read all these hilarious elephant jokes and puns here?
– A: An elaughant.

Whatโ€™s an elephantโ€™s best talent?
– Multi-tusking!

What did the Mummy elephant say to the little elephant when he was naughty?
– Tusk tusk.

Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?
– A. A submarine with a built-in snorkel.

What was the elephant doing on the freeway?
– About 5 mph.

I had a job circumcising elephants. -The base salary wasnโ€™t great, but the tips were huge.

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