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Bug puns ๐ŸฆŸ in 2022

Jousting: What someone from Birmingham asks a bee.

Q: Why don’t vampires like mosquitoes? A: Too much competition!

My friend asked me to choose a parasitic insect egg for him to eat. I said no because I hate nit picking.

Two-bed bugs met in the mattress and got married in the spring

What is an insect researcherโ€™s favorite car? A bug-gy

Q: Where do most ants live? A: In Antlantic City!

Q: Which is the strongest animal, snail or elephant. A: Snail because ir carries it home on its back

My brother was very nervous because he ate some insects. He felt like he had butterflies in his stomach.

Why does every military base have very few insects? Military bases are no-fly zones

Why weren’t butterflies allowed to enter the dance? Because it was a mothball.

What do you call in insect on the moon? A lunar tick.

Q: What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Spitting the other half out

The teacher entered the classroom and saw that there were some insect puns written on the blackboard. He turned to Bobby and asked, “Did you write it?” To which, Bobby replied, “no, katydid.”

There is a variety of bugs even smarter than talking parrots. They are the spelling bees.

What does an insect with a stinger say after a meal? It says, “that was beelicious”.

What kind of ant likes math? An accountant

Delighted to have won the local fancy dress competition dressed as a bee. Iโ€™m still buzzing.

Q: Where’s the best place to buy bugs? A: A flea market!

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