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Math puns in 2024

Most vampires are rubbish at maths unless you Count Dracula.

The school maths teacher was seen with a graph paper before today’s test
-She must be plotting something for the test.

The student said that he was willing to do everything in maths and geometry, but the graph is where he drew the line!

The student turned in a blank paper during a mathematics test because all his answers were written in imaginary numbers.

Why should you not mix alcohol and calculus?
– Because you should never drink and derive.

One of the greatest tragedies in math is that despite having so much in common, two parallel lines will never know each other because they’ll never meet.

Owls love doing maths, and their favorite topic is owl-gebra.

Why should you never argue with decimals?
-Because decimals always have a point.

The only reason that the corners of a room are warm and cozy is that they are at 90 degrees!

Everyone asks for advice from a triangle because its angle of view is always right!

Inside one in every 3.14 onions is an opinion

In the ancient days, algebra was easily solved by the Romans because for them, X would always be 10.

A mathematician will only encourage a student not to learn one table, and that is the dinner table!

Geometry classes are very tiring for me because I am out of shape!

60 out of 50 people have trouble with fractions.

While the math teacher was supposed to teach us algebra, she deviated to teaching geometry
-Guess this happened because she went off on a tangent.

 The mathematical shape that one needs to wary of is the trap-azoid!

When the triangle got tired of arguing with the circle, it gave and said, “You are pointless!”

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