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Math puns ➕➖ in 2022

But why did 7 eat 9?
-Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.

The parent math function was extremely cross with its child because it had tested its patience to the limit!

When the angle had a bad accident, it finally turned into a rectangle!

A mathematician friend of mine was scared of negative numbers
– He would stop at nothing to avoid them.

A math teacher had a disease where whatever food he tried, he vomited
-He had a severe case of trinomial.

The student thought there was no reason to do the math, but then he realized that decimals do have a point.

Algebra was invented by someone who was a genius and mathematical x-pert!

The mathematician was afraid of integers because sometimes it gave off really negative vibes!

The only reason that seven eight nine was because seven was asked by his doctors to have three square meals in a day!

My brother, who hated math, wouldn’t drink a glass of water with eight cubes of ice because that is two cubed for him!

The math professor told us there was a fine line between a denominator and a numerator, but there were only a fraction of students who would understand this.

Fishermen around the world calculate their profits by solving the cod-ratic equations.

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