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Math puns ➕➖ in 2023

What’s the best way to woo a math teacher?
-Use acute angle.

To our surprise, the repairman was very good at mathematics.
– This is because he was good with multi-pliers!

 Six was terrified of seven because there was a rumor that seven eight nine!

As the teacher had told him not to use the tables while multiplying, he was sitting on the floor doing multiplication sums!

The excitement and buzz that people have on National Pi Day are completely irrational.

One should never discuss about infinity with someone who teaches math
-The discussion will have no end!

Parallel lines have so much in common.
– It’s sad that they will never meet…

The mathematician got a plant root and put it in a square container.
-Now, he only has the plant.

All of us siblings in the family used to love maths.
-So, people would call us algebros!

What do you call a number that can’t keep still?
-A roamin’ numeral.

I was anxious when the old math professor retired.
-I hope he has the strength and courage to deal with the after-math!

There is a certain math operator that swimmers love, and that is dive-ision!

Why didn’t the Romans find algebra very challenging?
-Because they always knew X was 10.

The comedian, while telling a math joke, commented that not all funny math jokes are bad, but only sum!

There is a type of triangle known for being very calm and having ice in their vein
-They are called the ice-osceles triangle.

When I was at school, I put invisible ink in the printer before printing a maths question
– I couldn’t see what the problem was.

One should always refrain from arguing with a 90-degree angle
-In the end, no matter what happens, it is always right!

Pi was scared of going for a driving test because it didn’t know where to stop!

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