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Butter puns 🧈 in 2023

My wife keeps telling me to stop pretending to be butter.
– But I’m on a roll now.

Did you hear the joke about butter?
– Well, I’m not gonna spread it.

The only fish that tastes good with peanut butter is jellyfish.

What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
– – Butter is difficult to spread.

Bun Voyage – What buns say to one another when they’re taken out of the store by a customer!

The butter knives put on bow ties because they wanted to look sharp.

You should always let a butterfly spread its wings because that is what it is meant to do.

Plain popcorn?
– You can do butter than that.

How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the united states James Earl Carter?
– read the label on the jar of skippy peanut butter

If you can’t control your butter, you can’t expect to control your life.

The best bakers use real butter so . . . .
– there is no margarine for error.

I have an idea for a new product: a butter substitute mixed with an aphrodisiac.
– I’m calling it Margarine of Eros.

I’d tell you a rumour about some butter on a piece of toast but you might spread it.

– What goats spread on their toast for breakfast.

If we got rid of all the margarine and spreads, the world would be a butter place.

Jokes about fake butter are margarinally funny.

Butter knives are selling like hotcakes.
– They are getting more and more widespread.

How do you get a raise at the bread factory?

– Butter up your boss.

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