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Harry Potter puns 👓 in 2023

A dumbbell door.

What do you call a postman that can speak to packages?
A parcel tongue.

Give the cards a s-hufflepuff

How does the headmaster get into Hogwarts? Through a Dumble-door!

That hippoPottermus really likes Harry Potter puns.

The city that neville sleeps

What do you call a postal carrier that can speak to
packages? A parcel tongue.

Why doesn’t Voldemort have glasses? Nobody nose.

Stop joking around! I’m severus.

You don’t find Harry Potter funny? There is something Ron with you!

Which Harry Potter book is the darkest? Order of the
Phoenix because that’s when it gets dead Sirius.

These corny puns are hufflepuffection.

.The Great Hall at Hogwarts is so massive it can fit four
houses in it.

Granger things have happened

Neville gonna give you up!

Why does Voldemort prefer Twitter over Facebook?
Because he has followers, not friends.

What do you call an electrocuted Dark Lord?
A Volt-demort.

Severus-ly though, ten points from Gryffindor

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