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Harry Potter puns 👓 in 2021

Where can you find Dumbledore’s Army? Up his sleeve-y!

How does the head of Gryffindor see when swimming?
She uses McGonagoggles

From the ron side of the tracks

But of curse

What kind of laugh does Newt Scamander make? A bowchuckle.

How do Malfoys enter a building? They Slytherin.

Rise of the Planet of the Snapes. 

Why was Harry Potter in trouble at school? Because he
made fun of someone on Snape Chat.

What do you call a coughing quidditch commentator? A Weasley!

Goosey goosey gander, whither shall I wand-er?

Why did Severus Snape stand in the middle of the road? So you’ll never know which side he’s on.

.What do you call multiple potions teachers? Several Snapes!

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