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Unicorn puns ๐Ÿฆ„ in 2023

Unicorns are so unique, they should actually be called unique-corns.

The unicorn wanted to join the police band, so that he wanted to have the right uni-form.

The type of currency that is used to buy things in the unicorn world is Uni-corn bread.

When a unicorn needs to go out and buy groceries they usually visit the fai-retail store to get their things.

Did you gear about the forgetful unicorn mom?
– She kept feeding her kids milk of amnesia.

I got really annoyed today when someone told me I was delusional.
– I was so upset I nearly fell off my unicorn

All unicorns don’t find puns about them funny
– because some of them can be all uni-corny.

Why wonโ€™t you ever find a unicorn in the army?
– Because they donโ€™t like wearing uniforms.

A mailman, a boy, and a unicorn walk into a bar.
– The woman gets a concussion, some stitches, and a diagnosis of dissociative identity disorder.

Your chances of meeting a unicorn are extremely low.
– But they are still higher than the chance of you getting a girlfriend/boyfriend

When you cross a cob of corn with a unicycle, you will end up making a unicorn.

Unicorns love to eat horn flakes for breakfast with milk.

Did you hear about the misguided unicorn lumberjack who was killing humans?
– He believed he was doing random axe of kindness.

The other day my friend told me I was delusional…
…I nearly fell off of my unicorn.

“Always dreaming about unicorns.”

A unicorn’s favorite thing to eat for breakfast is Lucky charms.

If an adult unicorn is called a unicorn, a little unicorn should be called a puny-corn.

A unicorn’s favorite thing to wear at a Princess party is a Rain-boa.

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