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Unicorn puns ๐Ÿฆ„ in 2022

When unicorns wake up to eat a midnight snack, they go star grazing.

When the unicorn chef forgot the key ingredient in his signature cereal dish, his sous chef reminded him, “U-need-corn.”

When the unicorn lost his job, there was nothing funny about being canned corn anymore.

What do you call a piece of corn all by itself?
– A Unicorn.

“Be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn. In that case, you should always be a unicorn.”

A unicorn who has a negative attitude always says, “Neigh.”

If you want to tell a story to a runaway unicorn, you should tell it a tale of whoa!

Most unicorns love their unicorn coffee with whipped cream and rainbow sprinkles on it.

I swear I saw one of those mythical creatures somewhere in the bush
– ; but when I came back, it was uni-gone.

Why didn’t the narwhal invite the unicorn to his party?
– He wanted to keep it real

The unicorn crossed the road
– because it wanted to meet its neighbors.

If unicorns got dandruff in their manes, it would be called corn flakes.

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