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Unicorn puns ๐Ÿฆ„ in 2023

Unicorns are so unique, they should actually be called unique-corns.

A unicorn with large eyelashes is called a U-ni-brow.

A smelly unicorn is called a poo-nicorn.

Unicorns deserve to be banned from facebook
– because all they do is poke people all day.

What has one horn and isn’t magic?
– A dead unicorn.

“I’m 99% unicorn.”

Most unicorns usually call their dads Pop corn.

A small scoop of unicorn ice cream is called a uni-cone.

If an adult is called a unicorn, are its young oneโ€™s called puny-corns?

What do we call an intelligent unicorn that always gets high scores at school?
โ€“ A corn.

Where do unicorns like to drink?
– The horn pub!

Most unicorns ride to the park on unicycles.

Unicorns usually start as bad magicians
– because they are unable to horn their skills.

When my daughter said she saw some chubby unicorns at the zoo, I couldnโ€™t believe it. But it turns out it was just rhinos.

– Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

“Being a person is getting too complicated. Time to be a unicorn.”

If you ever cross a cow with a unicorn, it will horned beef

The unicorn was taken to testify in the uni-court
– because she was the mane suspect.

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