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Unicorn puns ๐Ÿฆ„ in 2021

Unicorns usually live on Mane Street.

A smart unicorn who always gets straight As in school should be called an A-corn.

A lone corn in a cornfield is actually a unicorn in real life.

What do you call an extremely disgusting unicorn that no one likes?
– An eeeww-nicorn.

Unicorns are just Mormons in disguise.
– They’re both white and have a fetish for virgins

A unicorn’s favorite class in school is the horse-story class.

When the unicorn lost its job, it became a canned corn.

What do you call a small scoop of ice-cream?
– A uni-cone.

What do you call a unicorn that’s had its horn removed.
– Eunuchorn

what do you call a unicorn with 2 horns and 2 tails?
– bizarre.

Unicorns love listening to polkas
– because they are fond of the unicordians.

If you want to boost up the confidence of a nervous unicorn, just tell him, “Uni-can do it!”

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