Weather puns ⛅🌧️ in 2022

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

What’s a king’s favourite weather? Hail!

What’s a king’s favorite kind of precipitation?
Hail!

A storm is coming, best get ready for the rain event.

What did one raindrop say to the other? Two’s company, three’s a cloud.

How does the rain tie its shoes? With a rainbow.

Seven deadly suns

How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?

I received a message from the sun, it was enlightening.

What is the opposite of a cold front? A warm back.

Did you hear of the story of the tornado? There’s a twist at the end!

I spent five dollars for a weather app on my phone.

What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror!

I’m not sure if I just got hit by freezing rain, but it hurt like hail.

Cows lie down in the rain to keep each udder dry.

When it rains chickens and ducks, you could say it’s fowl weather.

I got two dollars and fifteen cents back in climate change.

What goes up when the rain comes down? An umbrella!