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Weather puns โ›…๐ŸŒง๏ธ in 2023

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

What’s a king’s favourite weather? Hail!

Whatโ€™s a kingโ€™s favorite kind of precipitation?
Hail!

A storm is coming, best get ready for the rain event.

What did one raindrop say to the other? Two’s company, three’s a cloud.

How does the rain tie its shoes? With a rainbow.

Seven deadlyย suns

How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?

I received a message from the sun, it was enlightening.

What is the opposite of a cold front? A warm back.

What falls but never hits the ground? The temperature.

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

I say โ€œUsed toโ€, he got hit by lightning.

What did one volcano say to the other volcano? I lava you.

It only rains twice a year in London: August through April and May through July.

A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.

What happens when winter arrives? Autumn leaves!

All yourย spaceย are belong to us

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