Weather puns ⛅🌧️ in 2022

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

What’s a king’s favourite weather? Hail!

What’s a king’s favorite kind of precipitation?
Hail!

A storm is coming, best get ready for the rain event.

What did one raindrop say to the other? Two’s company, three’s a cloud.

How does the rain tie its shoes? With a rainbow.

Seven deadly suns

How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?

I received a message from the sun, it was enlightening.

What is the opposite of a cold front? A warm back.

Did you hear of the story of the tornado? There’s a twist at the end!

I spent five dollars for a weather app on my phone.