Weather puns ⛅🌧️ in 2023

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

What’s a king’s favourite weather? Hail!

What’s a king’s favorite kind of precipitation?
Hail!

A storm is coming, best get ready for the rain event.

What did one raindrop say to the other? Two’s company, three’s a cloud.

How does the rain tie its shoes? With a rainbow.

Seven deadly suns

How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?

I received a message from the sun, it was enlightening.

What is the opposite of a cold front? A warm back.

Cows lie down in the rain to keep each udder dry.

When it rains chickens and ducks, you could say it’s fowl weather.

I got two dollars and fifteen cents back in climate change.

What goes up when the rain comes down? An umbrella!

A sun of money

A pilot did his flying exam just after a storm and flew right through a rain-bow.

It was a terrible summer for Humpty Dumpty… but he had a great fall.

Why should you avoid tornado chasers? Because they’re always passing wind.