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Weather puns in 2024

What’s a king’s favorite kind of precipitation?
Hail!

A storm is coming, best get ready for the rain event.

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

What’s a king’s favourite weather? Hail!

What did one raindrop say to the other? Two’s company, three’s a cloud.

Seven deadly suns

How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?

How does the rain tie its shoes? With a rainbow.

I received a message from the sun, it was enlightening.

What is the opposite of a cold front? A warm back.

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

I say “Used to”, he got hit by lightning.

What falls but never hits the ground? The temperature.

It only rains twice a year in London: August through April and May through July.

A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.

What did one volcano say to the other volcano? I lava you.

All your space are belong to us

Raindrop jokes? They are rain sailing.

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