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Hair puns ๐Ÿ‘ฑ in 2023

If you befriend a barber, you may never have any long conversation because they always cut them short.

Wise people always shave some money to spend later.

Another bald chap I know never uses keys now. Heโ€™s lost his locks.

No matter what the situation is with your hairdresser, I’m sure it can be straightened out.

Don’t get on the wrong side of my hairdresser, he can really hair a grudge.

By not coming, he shaved me from lots of trouble.

If you want to groom cool cats, use a catacomb.

What my โ€œPh.D.โ€ really stands for:
โ€” Professional Hair Dresser.

The accident was a really close shave, their lives could have been cut short.

Barbers also make excellent cab drivers because they know every short cut in town.

The difference between Caesarโ€™s barber and circus master is that one is a shaving Roman while the other a raving snowman.

Trying to tame frizzy hair can be very fro straighting.

Why girls play with their hair when they wake up?
โ€” Because they donโ€™t have balls

I bought a pair of hair scissors, they were second hand but they are in tip top conditioner.

It’s difficult to get an appointment with my hairdresser, her calendar is always full to the trim.

Everyone in the room said they would prefer dye-et cola.

My wavy hair will be offended if you donโ€™t wave back

Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit.

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