Hair is one way in which people change their appearance and express creativity and ideas without a permanent commitment. Hair puns are likewise fun and creative and entertaining, without a long-term commitment to staying that way.
The difference between Caesar’s barber and circus master is that one is a shaving Roman while the other a raving snowman.
Trying to tame frizzy hair can be very fro straighting.
Why girls play with their hair when they wake up?
— Because they don’t have balls
I bought a pair of hair scissors, they were second hand but they are in tip top conditioner.
It’s difficult to get an appointment with my hairdresser, her calendar is always full to the trim.
Everyone in the room said they would prefer dye-et cola.
My wavy hair will be offended if you don’t wave back
Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit.
My hairdresser almost got arrested, she had a brush with the law.
I love family get together events. They are always packed with hairlarious people who light my moments.
When they opened the church, they couldn’t think of any better name than hairway to heaven.
Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?
— Because if you drug them by their feet they’d fill up with dirt.
People are always finding ways to show their personality, it is often done with clothing, colours, and hair colours and styles. The many different ways that hair can be styled and coloured and how frequently it is sometimes changed has led to the creation of many silly hair puns. Specifically, some cheesy hair puns comparing the person to a peacock or other brightly coloured animal. Many corny hair puns use a bird reference and have for many decades. Families in particular seem to enjoy the silly hair puns as they show affection through teasing and joking.
When attending school or presentations on hair styling and colouring there may be some references to the top hair puns, but they are in ways to encourage creativity and not intended to be insulting. A clean hair pun is fun and points out positives while encouraging creativity, rather than being used to stifle creativity or cause any embarrassment. Funny hair puns can offer a opportunity to bond with others who share the same interests, to form new friendships, and to express yourself to the people around you.
Several hair styles have been named after the things that they most look like, and these cheesy hair puns stay forever as the styles are referred back to throughout decades and remain within history books even as they evolve in to new styles.
Facial Hair Puns
One liner hair puns are often aimed at the facial hair that is grown by both men and women. These short hair puns are often found around barber shops and hair salons, but also become popular in many other businesses and places. Hair puns for kids are heard around schools and supper tables and frequently relate to the facial hair their father has chosen, or they may be pointing out differences in those who can grow a moustache and those who can not. With the top hair pun of all time perhaps being moustache, and all of the times it is slipped into conversations about asking things, about moustaches having personality, and much more.
Some of the funniest hair puns of all time are about those moustaches and the vibrant personalities that they have. Sometimes spoken about as if they are an entirely different person with their own personality and likes and dislikes, the moustache has been and will remain the best hair puns.
Hair Puns for Kids
The top producer of cute hair puns for kids is, and may always be, television commercials for children’s toys, and more specifically cut and grow hair. With many dolls that have hair you can cut and then replace with the next length, PlayDough that has full hair salons that grow and cut hair, and styling dolls for the kids to use, there is a never-ending group o clean hair puns going through the television. Kid’s hair puns are popular because kids are learning how to express themselves and discovering who they really and who they want to be, with hair and clothing choices being ideal ways to show that. Puns also are a great way to show creativity and are often popular with the funny kids or those who want to be seen as funny and entertaining.
While here are puns and topics that are being left behind as society changes and adapts to new things, there are some that will forever remain a topic and cheesy hair puns are likely to be the latter. It is more likely that there will be increasing styles and way to do hair in the future, making the ore popular rather than less popular, and they are unlikely to fade into in existence as long as people are growing and cutting, coloring and styling, their own hair.