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Hair puns in 2024

Never start a fight with your hairdresser. It can turn out to be a hairy one.

She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun.

I would love to speak a foreign language but I can’t; so I grew hair under my arms instead.

I was in a hurry so my hairdresser had to do a bit of a brush job.

Whatever you do, don’t DYE laughing at these puns. You have a life to go back to.

Most million-hairs made their wealth from deals cut on the real estate market.

My hair keeps falling out, can you give me anything to keep it in?
— Yes, here is a paper bag.

If you want to groom a cat, you have to use a catacomb.

A hairdresser’s favourite sport is curling.

If you can’t pull off a great hairstyle, consider shaving it off.

I wanted frizzy hair for life so I joined fro’ternity

How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
— Eclipes it!

I got some hair jewellery yesterday because you know what they say, diamonds are a curl’s best friend.

I’ve been to the hairdresser’s and now I look very trim and proper.

It always happens, no one is too young to dye.

I got a bad haircut in Stockholm. Now I’m parting in such Swede sorrow.

Been invited to a hair washing party. I’ve no excuse not to go.

I was in a relationship with a hairdresser but we broke up; I guess all good things must comb to an end.

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