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Hair puns in 2024

If you can’t pull off a great hairstyle, consider shaving it off.

I wanted frizzy hair for life so I joined fro’ternity

How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
— Eclipes it!

I got some hair jewellery yesterday because you know what they say, diamonds are a curl’s best friend.

I’ve been to the hairdresser’s and now I look very trim and proper.

It always happens, no one is too young to dye.

I got a bad haircut in Stockholm. Now I’m parting in such Swede sorrow.

Been invited to a hair washing party. I’ve no excuse not to go.

I was in a relationship with a hairdresser but we broke up; I guess all good things must comb to an end.

Have you come across people who are such perfectionists that to describe your hair, they need a big frocabulary.

The chief barber was the last to speak. He gave his cutting remarks.

Why do bees have sticky hair?
— They always use honeycombs.

I know a few million-hairs who made their money by cutting very good deals.

I need to go to the hairdresser’s to catch some greys.

The best way to avoid falling hair is to get out of the way.

Our friendship could no longer be salvaged. We have reached a split end.

What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
— A mouse-tache!

I’ve never done this hair cut before but I’ll give it a curl.

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