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Hair puns in 2024

The chief barber was the last to speak. He gave his cutting remarks.

Why do bees have sticky hair?
— They always use honeycombs.

I know a few million-hairs who made their money by cutting very good deals.

I need to go to the hairdresser’s to catch some greys.

Have you come across people who are such perfectionists that to describe your hair, they need a big frocabulary.

The best way to avoid falling hair is to get out of the way.

Our friendship could no longer be salvaged. We have reached a split end.

What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
— A mouse-tache!

I’ve never done this hair cut before but I’ll give it a curl.

Every morning the hairdresser wakes up, bright and curly.

We interviewed all the former hair-force officers, and none made the cut for the job.

straightening my hair has really done some damage i guess you could say my ends have run their coarse

There are three acceptable haircuts: high and tight, crew cut, buzz cut.

My hairdresser asked if I would donate my hair, but I think that’s a wig ask.

Wise people know how to spend their money. They always shave some for later.

Where does the moon get a haircut?
— At lunar-e-clips!

They’ve made a spinoff of the 007 movies for hairdressers, it’s called James Blond.

Being a hairdresser is great, the job comes with amazing fringe benefits.

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