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Hair puns ๐Ÿ‘ฑ in 2022

You cannot complain when your job gives you decent fringe benefits.

Which type of writing tool does not has any hair? โ€“ A baldpoint pen.

What was the name of the hair salon next to the graveyard?
โ€” Curl Up and Dye.

My brother is about to cut your hair, so if I were you, I’d be hairy afraid!

I’m friends with a hairdresser but it’s difficult to have a proper conversation with him because he always cuts them short.

Everyone was sorry to learn that he had dye-betes.

In my dreams, nobody shaves. I have a lot of imagine hairy friends.

If you perm your hair twice in opposite directions, does it come out straight?

What did the hairdresser say to someone attacking them? I’m too young to dye!

My hairdresser only ever writes with a bald point pen.

Curling is the sport hairdressers love.

What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
โ€” A โ€œglad-he-ate-herโ€.

I tried everything to make my hair curly, but it didn’t work – I was so fru-straight-ed!

Because her last client didn’t show up, the hairdresser’s day was cut short.

Our friendship could no longer be salvaged. We have reached a split end.

The blondes will never die, they only dye away!

Where did the sheep get a hair cut?
โ€” At the baa-baa shop.

I heard you’re in distress because you got a bad haircut; don’t worry, I always shave the day!

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