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Sheep puns in 2024

my sheep’s favourite singer is Britney Shears.

Go down with the sheep

You herd it here first.

Is the glass hoof full or hoof empty?

They always make illegal ewe turns!

The point is wool-taken

What cars do sheep like to drive? Lamborghinis.

Baby don’t herd me.

I overherd them speaking about …

Cross a sheep with a kangaroo and get a woolly jumper

Where does a sheep go as a place of worship? A sheeple.

Life is sheep

Cud you stop it please?

How would you describe an old sheep? Pasture prime.

Might as wool

Where do lambs take a bath? In the baaaa-th tub

Wool you be my valentine?

Your herd it here first.

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