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Skeleton puns ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿฆด in 2023

I ulna want to be with you.

What do skeleton waiters say when handing people their food?
-bone appetit

Did we both dress up as skeletons?
-Youโ€™ve got Tibia kidding!

These jokes are really humerus

Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
-They don’t have the guts

Why canโ€™t a legless skeleton win an argument?
-They donโ€™t have a leg to stand on.

Here is a spine for you

Everytime I hear a skeleton jokeย I feel it in my bones

Spending time home a-bone this year.

It’s going tibia okay.

What’s a skeletons favorite activity?

Joint costumes can be a skele-ton of fun.

He is nowhere tibia found

What do skeletons hate the most about wind?
-Nothing, it goes right through them.

Why do skeletons never move?
-Because they have too much Skelatonin.

The life-spine of these creatures is rather long

Skulls are always single because they haveย no body

I guess you can just say that Iโ€™m a natural bone leader.

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