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Skeleton puns ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿฆด in 2022

Let’s ride a bony

The skeleton didn’t like to talk on the rotary skelephone
-he preferred his cell bone

Where do you learn about bones?
-Osteoclasst.

The skeleton dropped out of medical school because he just didnโ€™t have the stomach for it.

This person is marrow-minded

Why did the skeleton want a friend?
-Because she was feeling bonely

Bone away by how much fun Iโ€™m having.

Tell me the tooth

What did the skeleton doctor say when his patient had a temperature of 101.7 degrees?
-I’m afraid you’re running a femur.

Dressing up as a skeleton was definitely a phlang-enius idea.

Today I stayed home abone

The skeleton canceled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart wasn’t in it. Read more

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