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Skeleton puns ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿฆด in 2022

We are knee-deep in this

A dog stole a skeleton’s left leg and left arm the other day.
-but it’s cool he’s ALL RIGHT now!

Okay, maybe I dressed up as a clichรฉd skeleton, but punny captions are where I jaw the line.

You have bone it!

There are two skeleton teachers at school.
-One is humerus, but the other is very sternum.

How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
-In the carpal lane.

The skeleton cried his eyes out because he didnโ€™t have any body to love.

These two are skelecopter parents

My brother always works himself down to theย bone!

Having a real Halloween Bone-anza this year!

We have joint forces with them

What do you call a lie told by a skeleton?
-a fibula

I really do think my skeelton costume will knuckle your socks off.

Let’s ride a bony

The skeleton didn’t like to talk on the rotary skelephone
-he preferred his cell bone

Where do you learn about bones?
-Osteoclasst.

The skeleton dropped out of medical school because he just didnโ€™t have the stomach for it.

This person is marrow-minded

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