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Skeleton puns in 2024

Here is a spine for you

Everytime I hear a skeleton joke I feel it in my bones

Spending time home a-bone this year.

It’s going tibia okay.

What’s a skeletons favorite activity?
-Boning.

Joint costumes can be a skele-ton of fun.

He is nowhere tibia found

What do skeletons hate the most about wind?
-Nothing, it goes right through them.

Why do skeletons never move?
-Because they have too much Skelatonin.

The life-spine of these creatures is rather long

Skulls are always single because they have no body

I guess you can just say that I’m a natural bone leader.

The skeleton decided to bone up on the facts for the big exam.

What do you call a skeleton’s favorite singer?
-Pelvis Presley.

Skeletons serve tea and coffee on bone china

You have good social skulls

How did I know where you would go next?
-Oh I felt it in my bones!

Bone to be wild.

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