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Skeleton puns in 2024

What a nice skullpture

What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
-Bone-Appetit!

Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
-He marrowly escaped.

Do you have a travel femur?

Did ya hear the one about the baby skeleton?
-He liked to rattle his bones.

Dressed as a skeleton because I don’t need no body to be happy!

he favorite mode of travel for skeleton pilots is the scareplane or the skelecopter

“Let’s have some skele-fun.”

The favored historical ruler of skeletons is none other than Napoleon Bone-a-part

I cracked a rib when I was laughing at these jokes

What do you call a skeleton snake?
-A rattler!

I’ve heard boney fashion is skelet-in this year?

This is all about the luck of the jaw

you wanna know why skeletons are terrible liars?
-Everyone can see right through them!

Being a skeleton really isn’t all it’s cracked up Tibia.

The skeleton played a melodic solo riff on his shiny sax-a-bone

No body has ever won a skeleton race.

The skeleton played his organ before the congregation

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