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Lettuce puns in 2024

Vegetable history lessons are very interesting. They learn all about the Caesar and Romaine Empire.

 “Leaf no stone unturned”

Why did the nudist not like the caesar salad?it was over dressed.

A lettuce was trying to lay carpet in its new house. It was a-rug-ula.

please romain calm!.

Did you hear Elton John hates lettuce?he is more of a rocket man

Lettuce Romaine Calm

What do you call leftover lettuce? the Romaines

We don’t want to romaine here anymore.

A man got his girlfriend a bouquet made of lettuce. She thought it was very romaine-tic.

 “Absent without leaf.”

Lettuce in on the joke

The lettuce was running late. She got all of a spin-ach.

Lettuce do our best.

What did the sandwich say to the doorman?lettuce in.

there was none Romaine-ing lettuce

What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce?A chicken sees-a-salad.

“Lettuce travel!”

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