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Lettuce puns ๐Ÿฅ— in 2023

Lettuce take a moment to appreciate this salad pun.

Ran out of toilet paper so had to start using lettuce leavesโ€ฆtoday was the tip of the iceberg

lettuce out.

A man went to watch a vegetable beauty pageant. “I wonder who’ll win,” he said to the person next to him. “Romaines to be seen,” his neighbor replied.

ย โ€œLettuceย celebrate!โ€

Hear about the romaine lettuce recall?everyone was tossing their salads!

lettuce party the night away.

A frisรฉe lettuce was the DJ at the tomato’s birthday party. “Lettuce, turnip the beet,” the tomato said.

Lettuce discuss this further.

What kind of salad can sink a ship?one made with the iceburg lettuce!

Tomorrow romains to be seen.

Lettuce ketchup

Why did Lady Gaga throw the lettuce out cause it was a bad romain.

This pile of leaves told us it was spinach but it turned out to be romaine. It lettuce to the wrong conclusion.

โ€œYouโ€™veย lettuceย down the wrong path!

How do you write “lettuce” in Romaine numerals?

Romain calm and carrot on.

Lettuce know if you’ve got any more leaf jokes.

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