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Lettuce puns in 2024

A lettuce and a tomato went on a date. They went to the salad bar.

The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.

What do you call half a head of lettuce?the romain-der

Lettuce pray for her.

I’d tell you the one about the lettuce,but its just thr tip of iceberg!

“Lettuce in, it’s cold out here.”

Never float the Titanic in a salad. It might hit an iceberg.

“I’m leafing tomorrow morning.”

Lettuce shortage could be tip of the iceberg as heatwave continues” 

Lettuce come together

What do you do with epileptic lettuce? – You make a seizure salad.

years ago the devils lettuce was a term for marijuana.. now its romaine

Lettuce be thankful no one was hurt!

What did the rabbit say to the lettuce?romain calm.i am here for carrots.

Lettuce be seen without dressing.

An iceberg got promoted to be in charge of salads. He was the head of lettuce.

I don’t know lettuce sea.

lettuce see the problem

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