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Corn puns ๐ŸŒฝ in 2021

Hear about the pirate selling corn?
They said it was a Buccaneer!

In some way, the ear of corn is quite similar to an army because both of them have lots of kernels.

They told me โ€œIโ€™m cornyโ€, I said โ€œof corns notโ€
I canโ€™t be a comedian, you see.

A person who is crazy about corns is called a corn-ivore!

What is the common thing between Charles Manson and mouldy corn flakes? Both of them are cereal-killers!

What does corn use to get on the internet?
The cobweb.

You are what you eat. Kernel of truth

The left ear of corn says to the right ear of corn: โ€œDo not look now, but I think that we are stalked.

The corn farmer had a knack for success. His tactic was to corn-er the market.

How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!

What does a pirate charge for corn?
A buck an ear.

If you are a pirate, then you can pay for corns with a buccaneer.

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