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Corn puns ๐ŸŒฝ in 2023

The nurse was eating a corn
The physician was eating a comd

Many people claim that it is hard to chew popcorn. There is a kernel of truth to that claim.

Why did the corn cross the road ? Because it
was being stalked.

What do we call a solitary and single kernel of corn? โ€“ It is a unicorn!

The corn is definitely a playboy because he can be very a-maize-ing in bed.

Why did the manager fire the corn?
Cause he was sleeping on the cob!

Should you eat corn that has fallen off the stalk?
Maize well!

The corn police receive many complaints from local people that somebody is trying to stalk them.

This corn is pretty rough to touch. It looks like a
job for Kernel Sanders.

Did you know thereโ€™s an app for corn growers?
Itโ€™s made in Sili-corn Valley!

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
Where’s popcorn?

When the corns on the field hear the rain coming, they might say โ€œThat would be music to our ears!โ€

What do you call Monty Python if it’s filled with corn? Del Monte Python

Do you know who is considered the corniest professional baseballer of all time? โ€“ Well, Ty Cobb!

We can tie some corn to the sledge and enjoy because they are husky.

Who is the master of corn religion ?
The pope corn

I know it’s corny. But you are a-maize-ing!

Corn is like a little quiz when it is popped.

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