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Corn puns ๐ŸŒฝ in 2023

Do you know who is considered the corniest professional baseballer of all time? โ€“ Well, Ty Cobb!

We can tie some corn to the sledge and enjoy because they are husky.

Who is the master of corn religion ?
The pope corn

I know it’s corny. But you are a-maize-ing!

Corn is like a little quiz when it is popped.

You can buy corn at student unions. Uni-corn.

Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.

Hear about the pirate selling corn?
They said it was a Buccaneer!

In some way, the ear of corn is quite similar to an army because both of them have lots of kernels.

They told me โ€œIโ€™m cornyโ€, I said โ€œof corns notโ€
I canโ€™t be a comedian, you see.

A person who is crazy about corns is called a corn-ivore!

What is the common thing between Charles Manson and mouldy corn flakes? Both of them are cereal-killers!

What does corn use to get on the internet?
The cobweb.

You are what you eat. Kernel of truth

The left ear of corn says to the right ear of corn: โ€œDo not look now, but I think that we are stalked.

The corn farmer had a knack for success. His tactic was to corn-er the market.

How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!

What does a pirate charge for corn?
A buck an ear.

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