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Photography puns 📸 in 2022

I’ve kept photographs of all my old girlfriends
they’re more attractive than the younger ones.

I bought a reversing camera the other day, it’s amazing! I’ve never looked back since.

The trouble with having nightmares when you’re a photographer is you will keep having flashbacks of it during the day.

I’m going on a healthy living retreat with a group of other photographers, we’re all going on a c-lens.

I tried to take a picture of some fog this morning, but I mist.

I thought I could make a decent living taking photos of the jousting spears that the Renaissance Fair was handing out
Turns out being a free lance photographer isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

If you don’t know how a camera works, you really just need to look into it.

Old photographers retire in an old focus home.

If you want to make easy money, just take photographs of salmon dressed in suits, and sell them online.
– It’s like shooting fish in apparel.

I heard a terrifying legend about the ghost of a photographer which haunts mountains nearby; it made me shutter.

What did the first person in a colored photograph say?
– Color me impressed

In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him.
– To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.

I’ve kept photographs of all my old girlfriends
they’re more attractive than the younger ones.

Are people born with photographic memories…
….Or do they take a while to develop ?

A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing.
– He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.

I’m developing a new hobby: photography.

He who eats a photograph of his dad…
…will soon be spitting image of his father.

The life of a Family Photographer isn’t for me.
Every Day I shoot people, I frame them, and hang them

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