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Photography puns in 2024

My neighbours, the Razzis, have more photographs hanging from their walls than anyone I’ve ever known.
– Thanks to their dad, Papa Razzi.

I got a photo from a speeding camera through the mail this morning, but I sent it back because it was blurry and way too expensive.

I was in a relationship with a photographer,
– but I broke up with him. I just didn’t see it panning out.

Ruining a photo is the easiest thing, I can do it with my eyes closed!

No one has ever been able to take a picture of a grizzly in socks or boots, but that’s
– because they have bear feet.

I used to know an unpredictable photographer
– he was a real loose Canon

Before I join a contest, I always make my dog urinate on a photograph of the other contenders.
– It gives me a leg up on the competition.

The first thing I am going to do with my new camera is take a picture of my cup of tea, it will be a great mug shot.

My pet crocodile is a better photographer than me; he’s a very good snapper.

I have a photographic memory
It’s just not developed yet

A flash mob is just a group of gangsters who are not very good at photography.

I may not be a photographer, but I can picture us together!

Peter Parker lost his photographer job at the Daily Bugle
– Now he works in web development.

My neighbours, the Razzis, have more photographs hanging from their walls than anyone I’ve ever known.
– Thanks to their dad, Papa Razzi.

I have a photographic memory.
– But I ran out of film in 1999.

Did you hear about the naked photographer who was taking timelapses in the Arctic?
– They died from exposure.

I saw two men walk into a photography shop yesterday; you would think at least one of them would have spotted it!

I didn’t really like the song Photograph
– I want my Nickelback

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