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Photography puns in 2024

If you want to make easy money, just take photographs of salmon dressed in human clothes.
– It’s like shooting fish in apparel.

I once got beaten up by a photographer
– I still get flashbacks

The photographer was knocked out by a giant wheel of cheese which rolled down the hill. Everyone tried to warn him, but he did not seem to notice!

My friend likes to stop by my wind farm and take photographs of my windmills…
– He likes to shoot the breeze.

Did you hear about the photographer that always caught people’s worst features?
– She was a poor-traits artist.

Kid: how are photographers born?
Dad: Well son, when a paparazzi and a mamarazzi love each other very much…

The first photograph of a black hole was released
– It sucks

I accidentally washed my camera’s memory card. Thankfully it still works, but now all of my images are watermarked.

Photographers are like superheroes, they can freeze time.

The best place in the world for photographers is Va-lens-ia.

I never want to see this photographer again: I want him out of the picture.

I flash, they shutter…

A squid with a camera is called a squid Go Pro.

If you want to become a good photographer, you have to put a lot of effort into it, you can’t just wait and see what develops.

Everyone has a photographic memory…
– Some people just don’t have film.

I came, I saw, I captured.

What did Cinderella say while waiting for her photographs to be developed?
– “Someday my prints will come.”

She had a photographic memory,
– but never developed it.

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