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Photography puns 📸 in 2023

I have become a lot more optimistic since I have bought a digital camera. I can only think of positive points, there are no negatives.

I had to give up my career in photography because I kept losing focus.

When I was a kid, I wanted to be a photographer.
– But it didn’t develop.

I think I probably have a photographic memory, but I’m just missing the film.

My dad is a photograph enthusiast
– We call him papa-razzi

I’ve often wondered, are people with photographic memories born with that ability..
..or does it just take time to develop ?

I was born with a photographic mind.
It just took some time to develop.

My brother ran up to photograph a cow near a cliff
– He said it was ‘ledge and dairy.’

What do you called the fastest photographer alive ?
– The Flash

Famous photographers are particularly prone to getting ill. Their photos go viral all the time.

Why can’t anyone get a photograph of a grizzly with shoes or socks on?
– They have bear feet

Even though the art thief and the photographer were friends,
Neither had ever taken the other’s picture.

Why are photographers so hesitant to get into a relationship?
– They’re interested in developing one, but can’t stop focusing on all the negatives.

If you want to make easy money, just take photographs of salmon dressed in human clothes.
– It’s like shooting fish in apparel

It is possible to make a camera blush, you just need to show it a film strip.

Be careful with photographers, they tend to have mood swings. Sometimes they start snapping for no reason!

You can’t not say it
In a freak accident today,a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him. To be fair,the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.

Sadly I cannot pay you for your photography services, but I am hoping you will do it for the exposure.

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