Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Purple puns in 2024

What do you call a purple fawn.
– Laven-deer

The CSI team was called to the Purple Rain shoot,
– because they had to dust for Prince.

If you visit a website and the Terms and Conditions are in purple, click away from the page immediately. These violet your privacy.

My colorblind friend was pretty down one day. He told me he was feeling really purple.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
– BREATHE YOU IDIOT, BREATHE!

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
– Breathe, damn it! Breathe!

Where do you buy Purple things?
– From the La-vendor.

I was stuck behind a purple family in a queue. Eventually I just had to ask them to mauve.

My least favourite colour is purple
I hate it more than blue and red combined

Roses are red, that much is true, violets are purple…
– Not fucking blue!

Have you heard of the Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles who were all shades of lilac?
– Their catch phrase is “Purple power!”

There’s a been a weather warning! Purple rain is about to start falling! You’d better run before the violet storms start!

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple stream?
– It makes a splash

What did the green grape say to the purple grape ??
– BREATHE !!!!
Edit: spelling

I saw a purple fawn the other day. I named it laven-deer.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
BREATH!!
Edit: breathe..dammit

I made pancakes, but now the whole house smells like lavender. I must have used the wrong flower…

My favorite shirt changed from blue to purple after I washed it. I guess it revealed its true colors.

Follow us on Facebook