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Purple puns 🟣 in 2023

What do you call a purple fawn.
– Laven-deer

The CSI team was called to the Purple Rain shoot,
– because they had to dust for Prince.

“It’s a pleasure to be here as the keynote speaker for ‘The Purple Fruit Growers Association'” said Tom
with much aplomb.

What’s purple and sits on the western edge of Europe?
– Grape Britain.

Son: Dad what rhymes with purple?
Me: No it doesn’t.

What’s purple and screams?
– A damson in distress.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape
– Breathe idiot, breathe!

I recently found out that I am color blind. It came completely out of the purple.

I spotted a lilac sea creature and wondered what it was. It turned out to be a Leatherback Sea Purple.

What rhymes with purple?
– No it doesn’t

I was very confused when I asked my dad, “What rhymes with purple?”
– He simply replied “No it doesn’t.”

My friend has always had a purple face. He’s really hoping to meet a purple faced woman one day… I told him not to hold his breath.

I really wanted to buy lots of purple things, so I went to the la-vendor.

Why doesn’t magneto wear purple anymore ?
Because the “Days of Fuchsia Passed”

It purplexes me that our neighbors don’t like our lilac house.

Purple fruits are the most hopeful of all the fruits. They truly believe that they can achieve grapeness.

My 10 year old daughter just told me this one. “What did the green grape say to the purple grape?”
– “Breathe you idiot, BREATHE!”
I’ve never been so proud.

Charles Darwin always chooses the purple choc from the quality street tin.
It’s a natural selection.

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