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Purple puns 🟣 in 2023

What do you call a purple fawn.
– Laven-deer

The CSI team was called to the Purple Rain shoot,
– because they had to dust for Prince.

My least favourite colour is purple
I hate it more than blue and red combined

Roses are red, that much is true, violets are purple…
– Not fucking blue!

Have you heard of the Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles who were all shades of lilac?
– Their catch phrase is “Purple power!”

There’s a been a weather warning! Purple rain is about to start falling! You’d better run before the violet storms start!

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple stream?
– It makes a splash

What did the green grape say to the purple grape ??
– BREATHE !!!!
Edit: spelling

I saw a purple fawn the other day. I named it laven-deer.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Edit: breathe..dammit

I made pancakes, but now the whole house smells like lavender. I must have used the wrong flower…

My favorite shirt changed from blue to purple after I washed it. I guess it revealed its true colors.

Son: What rhymes with purple
Dad: No it doesn’t

What’s purple and is sitting in the corner of the room?
– A naughty plum.

My partner told me a joke about the color purple. I replied “I can really see what hue did there.”

My house was painted a bright purple, so I changed it to brown, then purple again…
– I went back to the fuchsia

I’m color blind and the other day I thought I could actually detect purple…
…but it was just a pigment of my imagination.

My grandfather told me he had got the Purple Heart. Alarmed, I told him to visit the doctor right away.

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