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Sun puns ☀️ in 2022

Bread is like the sun really: it rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.

What do scientists who study the sun have?
– A flare for research.

What is a bread called when it readily goes to sleep under the sun?
– Comatoast.

What is the best TV series to watch when you are enjoying the summer holidays?
– Game of cones!

“Let’s should shell-abrate good times and tan lines.”

The sun has loads of degrees, but it’s never even been to university!

What would the only son of the sun be?
– The sol heir to all his property.

Why did the sun not have to go to college and apply for jobs directly after high school?
– He already has a million degrees.

What did the old astronomers do when they got so tired of waiting for sundown?
– They decided to call it a day.

“Fishing you a wonderful day.”

The sun is always positive
– because he always looks on the light side of life.

Why is the sun never on time for anything?
– He is forever fashionably light.

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