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Star Wars puns in 2024

A Jedi Master asked his mum if he could get four sweets before dinner, but she said ‘no dear you can have Obi Wan’.

Gone with the Windu

A Jedi master’s favourite type of singing is yoda-ling.

You should always cook a stir fry in an e-wok.

Bringing Up BB-8

Chewbacca’s favourite ice cream flavour is wookies and cream.

Every morning when Luke wakes up C-3PO says “Ah, the rise of Skywalker”.

 Holy Snokes!

Wookies don’t like steak because they think it is too chewy.

Don’t look for love in Alderaan places!

East of Iden

The most popular car on Dagobah is a toy-yoda.

On the 25th December, Emporer Palpatine wished Vader a Merry Sithmas.

Ewok the Line

When Chewie wants to do some research he always looks on Wookiepedia.

R2D2 has a pirate cousin called Arrrr2D2.

Every rose has its Thrawn

BB wasn’t hungry because he already BB8.

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