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Star Wars puns in 2024

A Jedi Master asked his mum if he could get four sweets before dinner, but she said ‘no dear you can have Obi Wan’.

A Bendu in the River

Yoda got his new lightsaber half price because it was the Obi Wan left.

To finish decorating his tree, Darth put a Death Star on the top.

Some Like It Hoth

Chewbacca just bought a new car. It was a furrari.

Ewoks always manage to sneak up on other characters by using their Endor voices.

Don’t Batuu on it

Chewie wanted a biscuit so Luke gave him a chocolate chip wookie.

Holy Snokes!

 The Grapes of Sinjir Rath Velus

The Jedis wanted to do more exercise so they decided to try Yoda.

When Wookies give out Christmas cards, they always write ‘we wish chew a Merry Christmas’ inside.

The Threepio Stooges

There no stairs on the Death Star because everyone uses the ele-Vader instead.

Before eating dinner Captain Solo always washes his Hans.

As I Lay Dying in Mustafar

A means to an Endor

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