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Star Wars puns ๐ŸŽฅ in 2023

A Jedi Master asked his mum if he could get four sweets before dinner, but she said ‘no dear you can have Obi Wan’.

Toydarian Story

Darth Vader knew what he would get for his birthday because he felt his presents.

Gungans useย Jar-Jarsย for their cookies!

Game of Clones

But believe you Shmi

C-3PO always keeps his biscuits in a cookie jar-jar.

Whatโ€™s a baseball playerโ€™s least favourite Star Wars movie?
-The Umpire Strikes Back.

Slaughterhouse CT-5555

Yoda is the smelliest character in Star Wars because he doesn’t use de-yoda-rant.

When then was too much snow to fly, the Princess got to the party on her s-Leia instead.

Citizen Kanan

The Sith Lord couldn’t find the keys to the death star because he was looking in Alderaan places.

A Jediโ€™s favourite food areย Sithย Kabobs.

Qui-Gon Girl

You donโ€™t know Jakku

Anakin burnt his toast but he didn’t mind because he likes it on the dark side.

Why did Kylo Ren chase Rey for so long?
-He probably just wanted a girlfriend. After all, heโ€™d Ben Solo for so long.

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