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Tree puns ๐ŸŒณ in 2022

Whatโ€™s a treeโ€™s favorite dating app?
– Timber

Why did the Chesnut tree feel left out?
-It never got in on the oak.

Tree who laughs last laughs longest

Both countries signed the treety.

What did the single tree say to the tree who stood her up?
-You should have put a ring on it.

A ministering angel shall my sister Tree

You want to hear a joke about trees?
– Nah, itโ€™s too sappy

How does a coniferous tree get ready for a date?
-They spruce themselves up.

I cut down a Christmas tree today. My wife asked me if I was going to put it up myself.
-I said: โ€œOf course not. I was going to put it up in the living room.โ€

What is it called when a tree has spine problems?
-ScoliOAKsis.

What is a treeโ€™s least favorite month?
-Sep-timber!

All good things come to Tree who waits

Why couldnโ€™t the evergreen ever land a date?
-It was so busy pining after unavailable trees that it never really branched out. Sorry if my puns are a bit mains-tree-m

What do you call a Christmas tree that only appears in action movies?
-Spruce Willis

Though this Tree madness, yet there is method in it

Which Canadian city is a tree’s favorite?
– Montreeal!

A wilderness retreet

What did the tree say after it was cut down? I can’t figure it out.
-I’m stumped.

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