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Tree puns in 2024

What’s a tree’s favorite drink?
– Root beer!

How did the tree get lost?
-It took the wrong root.

Bruce Tree

His illustreeous father.

When the oak tree made it to high school, he was excited to finally be able to take chemis-tree.

Let there Tree light

How does a coniferous tree get ready for a date?
-They spruce themselves up

What is a pine tree’s favorite radio station?
-Anything that plays the poplar hits.

I looked up my family tree.
-I am the sap.

The organism’s behaviour was in-tree-guing

All the little trees in class hated tests because they were stumped by the answers.

Tree Need To Talk About Kevin

Why do you never want to invite a tree to your party?
– Because they never leaf when you want them to.

In China, they don’t cut trees.
-They just chopsticks

Treeggars can’t Tree choosers

You want to hear a joke about trees?
-They spruce themselves up

I’m from Mon-tree-al too!

Why were there no fighting games under the Christmas tree?
-They got Tekken

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