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Tree puns in 2024

I’m on a winning streek!” and “The streeker was caught and arrested.

How do you know when a tree doesn’t know the answer to something?
-It shrubs.

What’s a tree’s favorite dating app?
-Timber

I’ll Tree there with Treells on

What did the single tree say to the tree who stood her up?
– You should have put a ring on it.

What a treet!

A tree’s wood is 50% carbon, 42% oxygen, 6% hydrogen, 1% nitrogen
-You can call it a chemis-tree

Why did the tree need to take a nap?
– For rest.

What is a pine tree’s favorite singer?
-Spruce Springsteen.

Neither a borrower nor a lender Tree

How do trees get online?
– They just log in

The pedes-tree-ans rushed

I pine fir the good oak days, when it was poplar to spruce up the living room with a real tree.

To Tree or not to Tree, that is the question

The tree-o set off on another adventure

Why couldn’t the fig tree get back in shape?
-It couldn’t stick to a root-ine.

What do you call a tree that grows meat?
-Dmitry.

I put in a tree-mendous amount of time on that project.

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