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Tree puns ๐ŸŒณ in 2023

Why couldnโ€™t the evergreen ever land a date?
-It was so busy pining after unavailable trees that it never really branched out. Sorry if my puns are a bit mains-tree-m

What do you call a Christmas tree that only appears in action movies?
-Spruce Willis

Though this Tree madness, yet there is method in it

Which Canadian city is a tree’s favorite?
– Montreeal!

A wilderness retreet

What did the tree say after it was cut down? I can’t figure it out.
-I’m stumped.

Why do trees hate riddles?
-Because it’s too easy to get stumped!

What is a treeโ€™s favorite school subject?

Tree will give tTree Devil his due

What did the tree do when the bank closed? Read more:
-It started its own branch.

Sorry if my puns are a bit mains-tree-m

A bank is considering putting an ATM in a tree and if it works will be expanded to other branches.

cast a clout till May Tree out

What crime is punishable by death in the kingdom of trees?
– Treeson

Where do saplings go to learn?
-Elementree school.

What did the fog say to his long lost friend the tree?
-“I mist you!”

Most human societies have pa-tree-archal structures.

How did the elm tree know the fig tree wasnโ€™t looking for anything serious?
-It asked for no twigs attached.

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