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Tree puns ๐ŸŒณ in 2023

What crime is punishable by death in the kingdom of trees?
– Treeson

Where do saplings go to learn?
-Elementree school.

What did the fog say to his long lost friend the tree?
-“I mist you!”

Most human societies have pa-tree-archal structures.

How did the elm tree know the fig tree wasnโ€™t looking for anything serious?
-It asked for no twigs attached.

An offer Tree can’t refuse

Iโ€™m on a winning streek!โ€ and โ€œThe streeker was caught and arrested.

How do you know when a tree doesnโ€™t know the answer to something?
-It shrubs.

Whatโ€™s a treeโ€™s favorite dating app?

I’ll Tree there with Treells on

What did the single tree say to the tree who stood her up?
– You should have put a ring on it.

What a treet!

A treeโ€™s wood is 50% carbon, 42% oxygen, 6% hydrogen, 1% nitrogen
-You can call it a chemis-tree

Why did the tree need to take a nap?
– For rest.

What is a pine treeโ€™s favorite singer?
-Spruce Springsteen.

Neither a borrower nor a lender Tree

How do trees get online?
– They just log in

The pedes-tree-ans rushed

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