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Tree puns ๐ŸŒณ in 2021

Can you retreeve the lost amulet?

Why was the tree stumped?
-It couldnโ€™t get to the root of the problem.

Why did the tree cross the street?
-They were opening a new branch on the other side

Which tree is the most pensive?
– The ponder-osa pine.

The giant pine tree told the private investigator and his dog they were barking up the wrong tree in this investigation.

I have a pet tree.
-Itโ€™s just like a pet dog, but the bark is quieter.

Why did the tree get stumped?
– It couldn’t get to the root of the problem!

I have a pet tree
-Itโ€™s a lot like having a pet dog, but the bark is quieter

Let bygones Tree bygones

Why do Christmas trees have trouble sewing?
– They can’t stop dropping their needles!

How do you know when a tree has had too much to drink?
-It wonโ€™t stop trunk texting their ax.

What’s green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree
-A pool table.

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