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Bowling puns in 2024

Why do bad bowlers pay so much to play?
– It’s a bump per lane.

What people are best at bowling?
– Those who have talent to spare.

Spinner and a movie.

The motto of the bowling team was “let’s knock them down.”

When should bowlers wear armor?
– When they play knight games.

What excuse did the bowler give when he was accused of stealing?
– “I was framed!”

Laces to go, laces to see.

You could have heard a pin drop.

Ready to bowl.

What kind of cat likes to go bowling?
– An alley cat.

What did the bowling pins do after hearing a joke?
– They fell down laughing.

I’m not skidding around.

Following this lane of thought.

An emotional bowler-coaster.

Old bowlers don’t die.
– They just end up in the gutter.

I’ve left my bowling ball at home…
– Have you got any to spare?

Bowling is a sport for people with talent to spare.

Junk rail.

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