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Animal puns ๐Ÿข in 2021

ย The most common spell you hear from your magician dog is labracadabrador.

My daughter wanted me to tell her some puns about animals.
-I thought I would make a pun on a cow, but I didn’t because I realized it was way pasture bedtime.

Fishes are very afraid at the onset of weekends.
-They are especially scared of fry-days.

When my daughter asked me what a gummy bear was, I replied that it was a bear with no teeth.

A cat and a dog went to a karaoke party.
– Their favorite song was “Don’t stop retriever-ngโ€ฆhold on to that feline”.

High-fat, low-crabohydrateย diets are just an unhealthy fad.

ย The sheep went to the Baaaaaaahamas for their vacation.

Cows absolutely love grazing, but a cow that eats grass from your garden is a lawn moo-er.

Bees are very obedient insects.
-They wait patiently at the buzz stop and then get on the bus.

You get only a vegetable when you cross a sheepdog with daffodilsโ€”a collie-flower.

The cheapest of all meat in the supermarket was deer meat.
-It was all less than a buck.

Sharks love swimming only in saltwater.
-They don’t like pepper water as it makes them sneeze a lot.

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