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Wood puns ๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿช“ in 2023

A lumberjack went to turn his chainsaw on but it wooden start.

Spruce Sprigsteen.

Tree Diddy.

Matthew Mahogany.

Polite trees always say thank yew

Still one of the most popular bands among trees is S Shrub 7.

The best way to get an oak laughing is by telling it
acorn-y tree pun.

One lumberjack had been chopping down fir trees before taking vacation, she had been pining for a break.

What sound do dogs make when they catch a stick? Bark bark.

A forest’s favorite type of literature is poe-tree.

A lumberjack’s favorite book is the tree musketeers.

Two trees met for the first time and really hit it off, they
hoped it could blossom into a beautiful friendship

Doctors recommend lumber support for trees that have hurt their backs.

An oak’s favorite ‘Lord Of The rings’ character is always Aracorn.

What do you call someone who walks through the forest
on foot? A pedes-tree-an.

The willow tree felt left out because it couldn’t get in on the oak.

What do pirates say when they are trudging through snow on their wooden legs? Shiver me timbers.

Someone went into a bank with a sack full of shredding
wood and asked to open a shavings account

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