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Wood puns in 2024

A lumberjack went to turn his chainsaw on but it wooden start.

Spruce Sprigsteen.

Tree Diddy.

Matthew Mahogany.

Polite trees always say thank yew

Boats carrying wood need to dock in the arbor.

Queen LaTreefa.

What did the tree say when it was mistaken for an ash tree? I walnut stand for this!

What do you plant when you want kisses? Tulips.

Which tree can you identify by its bark? The dogwood tree.

The best lumberjack can cut wood in half by just looking at it. Trust me, I saw it with my own eyes.

Clint Oakwood.

Trees aren’t very solitary creatures, they are always connifering before they decide on something.

What did the lumberjack say when the other lumberjacks were making fun of him? Cut it out!

 I carved my name into a tree in my garden and my sister
said I was being sappy.

I wood stay longer but I have to leaf now.

Where do phoenixes nest? Out of the ashes.

Leaves are always involved in risky business because they have to go out on a limb.

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