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Wood puns ๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿช“ in 2022

A lumberjack went to turn his chainsaw on but it wooden start.

Spruce Sprigsteen.

Tree Diddy.

Matthew Mahogany.

Polite trees always say thank yew

Woody Allen.

Here’s a brief explanation of an acorn: in a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.

When two countries want to reach an agreement about the timber trade, they both have to sign the tree-ty.

My doctor likes to use remedies taken from the forest as
part of my tree-tment.

After making so many wood puns I think I better branch
off into another topic.

I’m only making these puns joakingly you know.

Poplars only really like mains-tree-m music.

When a tree doesn’t know the answer to something it just shrubs.

What do you say when you have cut down the wrong tree? Sorry, it was axe-idental.

Ashwood Kutcher.

Pine trees always get into trouble because they are so knotty.

When logs are exported to another country they are called depor-trees.

If you need to go to the bathroom while you are in a forest, make sure you take advantage of the toilet-trees.

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