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Wood puns ๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿช“ in 2023

A lumberjack went to turn his chainsaw on but it wooden start.

Matthew Mahogany.

Polite trees always say thank yew

Spruce Sprigsteen.

Tree Diddy.

Trees are the best people to argue with because they are so
good at throwing shade.

I need to know what kind of liquid comes out of trees right
now, can you let me know A-SAP?

A lumberjack’s favorite month is sep-timber.

Boats carrying wood need to dock in the arbor.

Queen LaTreefa.

What did the tree say when it was mistaken for an ash tree? I walnut stand for this!

What do you plant when you want kisses? Tulips.

Which tree can you identify by its bark? The dogwood tree.

The best lumberjack can cut wood in half by just looking at it. Trust me, I saw it with my own eyes.

Clint Oakwood.

Trees aren’t very solitary creatures, they are always connifering before they decide on something.

What did the lumberjack say when the other lumberjacks were making fun of him? Cut it out!

ย I carved my name into a tree in my garden and my sister
said I was being sappy.

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