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Moose puns ๐ŸฆŒ in 2022

What game do moose play at sleepovers?
– Truth or deer.

What do you get if you cross an elk with a rollercoaster?
– An a-moose-ment park

Donโ€™t moose with me.

What do you get when you cross a mouse and a moose?
– Mickey Moose.

Mooskrat โ€“ What you get when you cross a moose and a rodent!

Did you hear about the moose who went rock-climbing?
– She held on for deer life

Canadian officials warn drivers not to let moose lick their cars…
– or they could be charged with a salt.

You remember the musketeers, but do you remember the mooseketeers?

What do you call a moose covered in sweet brown stuff?
– Chocolate moose.

I love the hit song, โ€œSomebody that I Moosed to knowโ€.

What do you call a moose that makes films?
-The deerector

Why did the moose find a pound under her pillow?
– The hoof fairy left it there.

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