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Moose puns ๐ŸฆŒ in 2023

Did you hear about the moose that came out of the national park and robbed a bank?
– He led the police on a wild moose chase.

How do you turn a moose into mediterranean food?
– Teach it to hum.

Moose artifacts can be found in the mooseum.

What is a mooseโ€™s favorite holida?
– Christ-moose..

I lused to listen to all those old Mother Moose nursery rhymes.

What do you call a sleepy boy moose?
– A bull dozer.

Why did the man feel vulnerable after his pet moose got lost?
-Because he was elkless.

What do you call a sleepy moose?
– A snooze

The moose thief led the police on a wild moose chase.

What do you call a composer whoโ€™s a moose?
– Amadeus Moose-zart.

What game do moose play at sleepovers?
– Truth or deer.

What do you get if you cross an elk with a rollercoaster?
– An a-moose-ment park

Donโ€™t moose with me.

What do you get when you cross a mouse and a moose?
– Mickey Moose.

Mooskrat โ€“ What you get when you cross a moose and a rodent!

Did you hear about the moose who went rock-climbing?
– She held on for deer life

Canadian officials warn drivers not to let moose lick their cars…
– or they could be charged with a salt.

You remember the musketeers, but do you remember the mooseketeers?

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