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Moose puns ๐ŸฆŒ in 2022

What do you get if you cross a moose with a ghost?
– A cari-boo..

What do you get if you put an elk and a gazelle next to Australia?
– Moose Eland.

Did you know The Sound of Moosic was originally a moosical about a moose nun?

What happens when a moose doesnโ€™t shave?
– It grows a moose-tache.

You herd my heartโ€ฆ

Why don’t moose do archery?
– They’re afraid they might hit a bull’s eye.

What do you call a Moose who doesnโ€™t give out his name?
– Anonymoose

(Chocolate) Moose โ€“ When Monty Moose fell into a tub of chocolate, he turned into chocolate moose.

What did Canadians use to communicate during the various wars they fought?
– Moose Code

What do you call a moose lying on its back?
– Relaxed.

Where do moose get their news?
– The moose paper.

Molly Mooseโ€™s singing has bemoosed audiences all over the world.

โ€œDuck, duck, Moose!โ€

Moose-tache โ€“ What grows above a mooseโ€™s lips when they donโ€™t shave.

What do you call it when a moose eats your lunch?
– Annoying.

What do you say if a witch turns you into a moose?
– Oh deery me

Person who plays moose-ic.

What do you call a laughing moose?
– Amoosed.

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