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Moose puns in 2024

What did Queen Victoria say when a moose told her a joke?
– We are not a-moose-d

What’s the most important use for moose hair?
– To keep the moose warm.

You moose be joking!

What do you call a moose that plays a music instrument?
– Moose-ician

Did you hear about the fa-moose actor?

Did you hear about the big group of homeless moose?
– No, nobody’s herd..

In Canada, you are more likely to die of a moose kick than of a terrorist attack.
– Those damn mooselimbs.

A moose always leaves a moosty smell wherever they go.

What’s a Canadians favourite alcoholic beverage?
-A mi-moose-a!

What do you call it when a moose tells a story?
– A tall tail.

How do you tell the difference between a cow and an elk?
– One moos, the other moose.

Moose are such amoosing creatures.

I lused to listen to all those old Mother Moose nursery rhymes.

Why do moose have such big antlers?
– So they get better radio reception!

What do you say when a moose tells you something sad?
– Oh deer

What did the moose say to her mum?
– I love you deerly

When a herd of moose gather, they love to make moose-ic!

Where can you find moose artifacts?
– Mooseum.

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