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Moose puns ๐ŸฆŒ in 2021

Why did the moose get ignored by her friends?
– They hadn’t heard her say hello.

What do you call a moose that wants to stay hidden?
– An Anonymoose.

Did you hear about the fa-moose actor?

What do you call it when a moose tells a story?
– A tall tail.

What did the moose say when he realised he got the spelling on his shop sign wrong?
– I’ve made a huge moose-take.

What do you get if you cross an elk with a hippo?
– A hippopotamoose

Hang moose man! (loose)

What ancient land is knows as the โ€œCradle of Moose Civilizationโ€?
– Moos-opotamia..

A moose always leaves a moosty smell wherever they go.

Did you hear about the moose that came out of the national park and robbed a bank?
– He led the police on a wild moose chase.

How do you turn a moose into mediterranean food?
– Teach it to hum.

Moose artifacts can be found in the mooseum.

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