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Owl puns in 2024

Someone told me you sell owls.

That owl hasn’t taken a bath in several days.
– He’s really starting to smell fowl.

Did you hear the gossip about the owl who hooked up with his boss?
-I won’t tell you hoo.

Owl always love you.

What does an owl need after he goes swimming?
-A towl..

Did you hear about the owl party?
-It was a hoot.

Believe it or not, I heard about an owl that’s one heck of a boxer!
– They call him Muhammad Owl-ee!

In the rough section of Owlville, owls are frequently victims of drive-by hootings.

Imagine how happy Barn Owls were…When people finally started making barns

Out of all the birds that exist, owls are the most beautiful.

Why don’t owls fly in a V formation?
-Because if they did they’d be vowels.

Just thought of an Owl joke.
-It’s an absolute hoot.

 This spell check is rubbish! I thought a TV programme featured a superb owl, turned out it was an American Football game.

What do you call an owl that’s all mixed up?
– Low.

Did you hear about the birds of prey on black Friday?
-It was a free for owl.

There was a famous owl that was known for being a huge Whitney Houston fan. Its favorite song?
-Owl Always Love You

What do you call an owl that has been caught in the act?
-A “spotted” owl.

The difference between a bad marksman and a constipated owl is thatOne can shoot but can’t hit

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