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Owl puns ๐Ÿฆ‰ in 2023

Whoโ€™s the most famous owl magician in the world?
-Hoooo-dini, of course!

If a male owl’s siblings adopts a baboon, the owl be a monkeys uncle

Why did they arrest the owl?
-He’s from the hoot

What is a medieval owl called?
-A knight owl.

What happens when you turn an owl into a small piece of wood?
-It becomes a dowl.

What is an owlโ€™s dream occupation?
-Flight attendant.

What happens when owls get married?
-They walk down the owl.

Whatโ€™s an owlโ€™s favorite Lionel Richie song? โ€œ
-Owl Night Long

I’ve got a friend who is an owl, and the other day he told me he’s getting married….

You’re a bit of a know-it-owl.

What do you call an owl that wears armor?
– A knight owl.

Which owl is always making parody versions of famous songs?
– Weird Owl Yankovich.

What did the owl say to the judge?
-Iโ€™m talon you, it wasnโ€™t me.

Have you heard about the owl party?
-It was a real hoot.

What did the owl say when he was on Wheel of Fortune?
-Iโ€™d like to buy a vowl.

A group of owls decided to form a rock band…
-They’re called The Whoo

There was an 80s song that became famous in the owl community.
– It was called โ€œHoo Can It Be Now?โ€

When does an owl go โ€œWoofโ€?
-When itโ€™s learning a new language!

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