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Owl puns ๐Ÿฆ‰ in 2021

Have you heard about the owl party?
-It was a real hoot.

What did the owl say when he was on Wheel of Fortune?
-Iโ€™d like to buy a vowl.

A group of owls decided to form a rock band…
-They’re called The Whoo

There was an 80s song that became famous in the owl community.
– It was called โ€œHoo Can It Be Now?โ€

When does an owl go โ€œWoofโ€?
-When itโ€™s learning a new language!

Why donโ€™t owls breed in the rain?
-Because itโ€™s too wet to woo.

He does a lot of things, he’s a jack of owl trades.

What does a highly educated owl say?
-โ€œWhomโ€.

What happened when the owl took a laxative?
-He had an owl movement.

What do you call an owl who knows how to do magic tricks?
-Hoodini.

Why does the owl turn off it’s phone at night?
-So it doesn’t get any hooty calls.

What do you get when you mix owls and oysters together?
– Pearls of wisdom.

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