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Axe puns ๐Ÿช“ in 2023

Stevens is going to have a date with his new girlfriend this night, so he borrows me my shaving foam, hair gel, and โ€ฆ my Axe.

I come home and find an axe buried in my personal computer. I suppose that it has been hacked by someone!

Has the lumberjack recovered from his injury yet? Yes, heโ€™s back in axe-tion!

My friend got arrested for saying he was an axe murderer.
– Turns out he’s just a really bad guitarist.

I accidentally sprayed a deodorant in my mouth,
– Now I have this weird axe scent.

When someone axes you a dumb question, just give them the axe!

When firefighters lose their jobs, are they fired or given the axe?

I spent two hours looking for my axe.
– And then it hit me.

How do you get a clown off a swing set?
– Hit him in the face with an axe.

OJ’s son must have been the murderer….
… because when he went to OJ that night to borrow his car keys, OJ said, “..go aXe your mother”

That is an axe โ€“ llent throw!

Cut myself at a BYOB axe throwing place last night
– That’s right…. I had an axe-iden

my daughter made this gem up: what is the most popular console with the vikings?
– the axe-box

I saw a guy today with soot all over his face carrying a large pick axe and wearing a royal blue hardhat that matched his overalls.
But these are just miner details.

Do you hear about the lumberjack who loses his job today? His manager just gives him the axe!

When I ask my student to put the word โ€œschedule in a full sentenceโ€. She gives me this โ€œIn the shed, you will find an axe.โ€

Did you hear about the lumberjack who helps folks? He does random axe of kindness

Amazon just launched their new pharmacy service!
– They were going to call it Jeff’s Benzos, but that name got axed pretty quickly.

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