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Sock puns 🧦 in 2023

I used to have great jokes on pairs of socks, but I lost one.

What kind of socks do you need to plant flowers?
– Garden hose!

The Wolf of Wool Street made all his money selling socks at a high price.

When my mother told me that I had a hole in my sock, I exclaimed, “Darn it!”

Children are like socks
– Alot of them go missing.

One sock said to the other, “Hi, nice toe meet you”.

He always wears the most unique socks. He is a sock star.

The sock said, “If we make the perfect pair, we can defeat anything”.

What do you call a financier with a hole in their sock?
– A sock broker.

When I found the missing sock from the pair, I felt like I reunited lost soles.

Pla-toe was a famous Greek philosopher.

I gifted my husband socks for Christmas and he got me the same! We make a great pair.

Why do golfers wear two pairs of socks?
– In case they get a hole in one!

Sockrates was the only well-known footwear philosopher.

What did one new sock say to the other?
– “Great things are afoot!”

An extra pair of socks is needed when I go for golf. Just in case, I get a hole in one.

When somebody tells me my sock does not match with the other, I tell them I have the same pair at home.

I feel bad for single socks since they have lost their sole mates.

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