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Sock puns 🧦 in 2022

An octopus dressed in winter clothes is called a socktopus.

My socks got ripped as soon as they started going to the gym!

Socks are great if you are sad. They are sole-warming.

Who is the most famous footwear philosopher?
– Sockrates

Dad lost one of his socks at the laundry. He called it a foolish sockrifice.

Mistletoe is the body part that is most relevant for Christmas.

What did the socks say to the pants?
– Sup, britches?

I decided to wear wool socks for my exam, in case I got cold feet.

I can’t wear my favorite golf socks, I got a hole in one.

I will wear five pairs of socks to my wedding in case I get cold feet.

What did the hat say to the sock?
– I’ll go on ahead, you go on foot.

You can fit 12 inches in a sock. 12 inches equals one foot.

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