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Frog puns ๐Ÿธ in 2022

What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
-Lily.

Why did the frog make so many mistakes at school?
-It kept jumping to the wrong conclusions.

What happens to frogs that park illegally?
-They get toad.

What kind of music do posh frogs listen to?
-Hopera.

That holiday was completelyย unfrogettable.

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
-Because he was newt to the area.

If you park here, your car will be toad.

Where does a witch’s frog sit?
– On a toadstool.

Frog puns areย toadallyย awesome.

How does a frog take off a bandaid?
-They ribbit

Where do you get frogโ€™s eggs?
-At the spawn shop.

What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison tree frog?
– A croakadile.

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