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Frog puns ๐Ÿธ in 2021

What’s a frog’s favourite flower?
-A croakus.

If you park here, your car will beย toad.

Frogs donโ€™t put pulled pork on their plates at a barbecue
-They just rib it.

I wish you’d toad me.

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
-Star Warts.

Itโ€™s reallyย froggyย on the roads tonight, drive carefully

What is a frogโ€™s favourite sport?
-TCroaket.

Iโ€™veย frogottenย all the lyrics!

I see McDonald’s has brought frogs’ favorite sandwich back.
-The McRibbit.

What do frogs drink?
– Croaka-cola.

Iย toadย you kids to get off my lawn!

What happens to a frogs car when it breaks down?
-It gets toad away

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