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Frog puns ๐Ÿธ in 2022

What do you call a frog who has no legs?
-Unhoppy.

Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
– He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.

What’s a frog’s favorite sandwich?
-The McRibbit

What is a frog’s favourite year?
-A leap year.

Oh, thatย frogranceย has a lovely smell

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Hensonโ€™s funeral?
-Nothing.

You’re hopping mad.

Where do you get frog’s eggs?
– At the spawn shop.

Are you tellingย am-fib-ians?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
-A croaker spaniel.

What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
-Open toad sandals.

Which frog has horns?
-A bull frog

If James Hetfield officiated a wedding between Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy…..
-He would be the Pastor of Muppets

What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
-Morse toad.

This isย frogginโ€™ย awesome!

What is the frog community’s favorite sporting event?
-Marsh Madness

We’re in a Kermitted relationship.

Where do toads put their hats and coats?
-In the croakroom, of course.

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