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Frog puns ๐Ÿธ in 2023

If you park here, your car will be toad.

Where does a witch’s frog sit?
– On a toadstool.

Frog puns areย toadallyย awesome.

How does a frog take off a bandaid?
-They ribbit

Where do you get frogโ€™s eggs?
-At the spawn shop.

What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison tree frog?
– A croakadile.

Why do frogs taste like beer?
-Cause they are full of hops.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a frog?
-A bunny ribbit.

Iโ€™ve still got aย frogmentย of hope left.

What happens when a frog’s car breaks?
-It gets toad.

I like open-toad shoes.

What did the frog say about his favourite book?
– Reddit, reddit, reddit.

We have thirty two dollars and ten cents inย toadal

What is a frogโ€™s favorite time?
-Leap year.

What do you call a frog who has no legs?
-Unhoppy.

Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
– He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.

What’s a frog’s favorite sandwich?
-The McRibbit

What is a frog’s favourite year?
-A leap year.

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