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Frog puns in 2024

What’s a frog’s favourite flower?
-A croakus.

If you park here, your car will be toad.

Frogs don’t put pulled pork on their plates at a barbecue
-They just rib it.

I wish you’d toad me.

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
-Star Warts.

It’s really froggy on the roads tonight, drive carefully

What is a frog’s favourite sport?
-TCroaket.

I’ve frogotten all the lyrics!

I see McDonald’s has brought frogs’ favorite sandwich back.
-The McRibbit.

What do frogs drink?
– Croaka-cola.

I toad you kids to get off my lawn!

What happens to a frogs car when it breaks down?
-It gets toad away

You’re toad-ally cool.

What is a frog’s favourite sweet?
-A lollihop.

What’s a frog’s favorite drug?
– Croakaine.

What’s green with red spots?
-A frog with the chicken pox.

My frogetfulness is the reason I was fired.

My son’s pet frog broke his leg yesterday
-He was very unhoppy

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