Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Fire puns ๐Ÿ”ฅ in 2023

It’s as coal as ice.

ย That kid’s a bright spark!

My favourite book is Where The Wildfires Are, I could read it all day.

Fry as hard as you can.

WTF? Whereโ€™s the fire?

I would say my puns are on fire
-But Iโ€™m afraid of what might happen

This year I’m going to new farenheits.

I love the outdoors, I can’t say no to the call of the wildfire.

If H20 is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what’s on the outside ?

Left out in the coal.

Guy Fawkes had an older sister, he was not the first burn child.

My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture
-I have a hunch, it might be me.

If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.

Youโ€™re a hunkโ€™a burninโ€™ love.

I stole fire from the gods
-But I couldn’t fence it. It was too hot.

ย It’s a sure fire way to put that flame out.

I’m going to be burning up the dance floor at the disco inferno

What did the beaver say when it saw its impoundment on fire?
– Hot Dam!

Follow us on Facebook