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Rabbit puns in 2024

Amelia Earhare

A farm owner had a rabbit housekeeper;
– he was the dust bunny.

A man wore a hat on Easter
– because he did not want anybody to harm the hare on his head.

Whipping my hare back and forth.

Stew

Lapinrechaun

A bunny crossed the road
– because he wanted everyone to know that he could hip hop.

This year, the Easter bunny will not be making his usual rounds
– because he was diagnosed with a hare-line fracture.

My bunny’s expressions judge you, not me.

Kylie Bunner

Harecules

The Easter bunny always stays healthy
– because he likes to get in his eggs-sercise, particularly hare-obics.

All the bunnies love to eat their breakfast at IHOP.

Bunnicula

IHOP

Hairold

If you had 50 rabbits standing in a row and 49 of them take one step back,
– then you are left with a receding hare-line.

A bunny rabbit was hopping around the zoo wishing everyone a happy Easter;
– he said, “Have an eggs-tra special Easter day, everyone.”

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