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Music puns ๐ŸŽต in 2023

My brother wants to become a professional opera singer.
-Opera singing is his aria of interest.

One of the greatest four-member rock groups that got famous without playing any music is Mount Rushmore.

A musician loved to spend all of his time doing dangerous stunts.
-He wasn’t doing them to impress anyone, he just liked the trill.

The rock musician placed his guitar in the fridge because he wanted to only play cool music.

The only way to make a bandstand is by taking away their seats.

The pianist was constantly hitting his head on the piano keys.
– When the conductor asked him what he was doing, he said “I was just playing by the ear sir”.

I bought a rocking chair.
-It keeps playing Black Sabbath.

How do you work out how heavy a chilli pepper is?
-Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

Balloons hate going to Lady Gaga concerts.
-They’re really scared of pop music.

Nobody was allowed to touch the professor’s freshly printed notes.
– They were too hot to Handel.

ย The only way to keep your music notes safe on a flight is to put them in a flute case.

Balloons are absolutely terrified of listening to a band that plays pop music.

When I tried to sign up my sister, a musician, for fashion etiquette classes, she politely refused.
-Apparently, it’s not her aria of expertise.

Rolling Stones’ fans love to make Mick’s tapes.

The rabbit’s favorite genre of music is hip hop.

I heard you lost your classical music CD.
– But don’t worry, I’ve got your Bach!

How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?
-Wi Jamminโ€™โ€ฆ

One of my kitchen utensils seems to be playing classical music.
– Think itโ€™s the Chopin board.

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