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Music puns ๐ŸŽต in 2022

Balloons hate going to Lady Gaga concerts.
-They’re really scared of pop music.

Nobody was allowed to touch the professor’s freshly printed notes.
– They were too hot to Handel.

ย The only way to keep your music notes safe on a flight is to put them in a flute case.

Balloons are absolutely terrified of listening to a band that plays pop music.

When I tried to sign up my sister, a musician, for fashion etiquette classes, she politely refused.
-Apparently, it’s not her aria of expertise.

Rolling Stones’ fans love to make Mick’s tapes.

The rabbit’s favorite genre of music is hip hop.

I heard you lost your classical music CD.
– But don’t worry, I’ve got your Bach!

How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?
-Wi Jamminโ€™โ€ฆ

One of my kitchen utensils seems to be playing classical music.
– Think itโ€™s the Chopin board.

You’ll generally find that most musicians tend to be optimists.
-They are always upbeat.

A musician was celebrating his 30th year at an opera house.
-His boss told him that he was going to get tenor soon.

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