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Toe puns 👣 in 2023

My brother wanted to pick up the popcorn that he dropped in the movie theater. I couldn’t help but say, “That leg of yours has been stretched a little toe much in my way brother!”

I had to call one of my friends to give my sincere con-toe-lenses for her broken toe.

Why was the toe repeatedly ticking off the other toes?
– Because it has the toe-rette’s syndrome!

Burglars don’t really wear shoes; because they have to be quiet, they go for sneakers.

The little toe did not like to talking to another toe that much. He was too into himself and his activities. The others called him in-toe-verted.

My one-legged friend lost all of his toes in a freak accident. Now we all have to call him Tony!

The easiest way to look at your toe is to look at a photoe.

What is worse than the smell of toes?
– The taste of da-feet.

Toes love to snack, their favorite snack without a doubt are toerittos.

It can be hard to referee an argument between your feet. No matter how hard they try, they can’t both be right.

The best way to keep yourself alert at all times is to join ballet because it is the only sport that keeps you on your toes throughout.

What is the special food that the Italian man with the weird toes makes?
– He makes amazing toe-rtellinis!

My vegetarian friend hurt her foot playing sport, I took her for some toe-fu to cheer her up!

The villainous toe had a pet bird of prey which he used as a weapon against other toes. It was his Toe-ma-hawk.

How do feet store their memories in life?
– They take a lot of pho-toes.

I didn’t think I’d like my orthopedic new shoes, but now I stand corrected

When toes went to Japan, visiting Toe-kyo was at the top of their list!

If you injure your toe, remember to call a toe truck instead of an ambulance!

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