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Butt puns in 2024

I used to think diabetes was a pain in the butt
– But it turns out to be more of a pain the the fingers.

My doctor examines my butt and says that I have got more crack than any drug dealers.

Let’s go through the night while we watch the stars dance along with their cool booty songs.

I accidentally sat on glass and the shattered glass went in my butt.
– It was a real pane in the ass.

Of course, I want to be able to breathe, but I would not mind having that ass – thma.

The sun will shine here, and true happiness can finally be achieved down to our own buttocks.

As my but is much bigger than my heart. I want to say “I love you baby with all my butt!”

Nothing retains less of desire in art, in science than this will to industry, booty, possession.

We have to motivate our butts right now to stop this shit from happening.

How would a butt flirt with another butt? Just say “Hey, cutaneous!”

I imagined that the way you shake your head is similar to how you move your booty tonight.

I’m thinking about becoming a proctologist who offers advice regarding people’s butts.
– Anything I can rectum mend?

In the bus station, a man looks at the butt of a girl and ask “Where will this butt go anyway?”

We can fight in our own butt-les while we finally achieved the victory with all our might.

The reason why ducks have feathers is that they would cover the butt quacks with them.

She had a big ole booty, I was doing my duty.

My butt nerves don’t seem to be strong anymore and I am dead ass serious about this.

A butt expresses her feelings with her crush “I just want to ass if you would like to go out with me tonight.”

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