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Valentines day puns in 2024

Aorta tell you how much I adore you from the bottom of my heart.

I am otterly wasted without you.

The candy bar told his wife, “Your eyes shine brighter than the stars in the Milky Way.”

If Valentine’s Day was celebrated in winter, you could get s-mitten with your one true g-love.

When otters confess, they say, “Will you please be my significant otter?”

Whales show affection by saying, “I whaley like you.”

We need to taco’ about you and me.

The math lover fell in love with his wife because she was acute-ly pretty.

 Koala couples love spending some koala-ity time with each other.

 I dino you were my one and only sweetheart.

Math nerds show love to their wives by saying, “You can count on me.”

When hippos miss each other, they say, “I hippopotamiss you very much.”

When Mentos proposed to his wife, he told her, “You mint the world to me.
– I would do anything for you.”

 I love my gym partner so much that whenever he cannot make it to our workouts, life means squat.

When bunnies complement each other, they say, “No bunny would ever come close to your beauty, dear.”

 I like you so much, I wanna give you a hedgehug.

Please be mine and be my butter half.

You make my heart erupt like volcanos
– I lava you so much.

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