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Terrible puns in 2023

Pencils could be made with erasers at each end, but what would be the point?

What do you call a happy cowboy?
-A jolly rancher.

 I saw an ad that said “television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full” and I thought to myself, I can’t turn that down.

Why is Peter Pan always flying?
-He neverlands.

Don’t ever believe an atom, they make up everything.

If a kid won’t take a nap, is that “resisting a rest”?

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Becoming vegetarian was a huge missed steak.

Doctor, doctor, help! I think I’m shrinking! Take this and you’ll be back to normal in a few weeks.
-Until then, you’ll just have to be a little patient.

Singing quietly has never been my forte.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?
– A gummy bear.

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Thanks for explaining the word many to me, it means a lot.

I’m starting to think the judges had some sort of All-Terrier motive.

What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
-A dino-snore.

Why did the pun fail his English class?
-Because he didn’t use proper pun-ctuation.

I’m glad I know sign language, it’s pretty handy.

Which dinosaur has the best vocabulary?
– The thesaurus.

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