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Terrible puns in 2022

Pencils could be made with erasers at each end, but what would be the point?

Why is Peter Pan always flying?
-He neverlands.

What do you call a happy cowboy?
-A jolly rancher.

Don’t ever believe an atom, they make up everything.

 I saw an ad that said “television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full” and I thought to myself, I can’t turn that down.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
-Dam.

Jokes about german sausage are the wurst.

Why was the cow afraid?.
-He was a cow-herd.

Don’t drink with ghosts, they can’t handle their boos.

I dropped my toothpaste, I’m crestfallen.

What did the dalmatian say after lunch?
-That hit the spot.

What do you call an attractive volcano?
-Lava-ble.

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