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Zombie puns ๐ŸงŸ in 2021

Why did the zombie go to the doctor?
– Because of his coffin.

This zombie kept cutting the line so I gave her a piece of my mind.
She said it was yummy.

How is zombiesโ€™ future predicted by them?
– With their horror-scope.

Who did Dracula take to the school dance?
– His ghoul friend.

What did the zombie say after he stole all the brains from the lab?
– Got your knows.

What bean zombies like the most?
– A human bean.

What was done by the zombie after he cheated on his girlfriend?
– He rubbed his bum.

What did the skeleton say to the gathering of ghosts when he revealed that he has not been tricked?
– I can see right through you!

What crosswords do zombies like?
– Crypt-ic ones.

How did the Scottish zombie end up undead?
– He was half kilt

What type of sweet do zombies deny to consume?
– Life Savers.

How do zombies tell their future?
– With their horror-scope.

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