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Zombie puns in 2024

What do undead railway tunnels say?
– Trrrraaaiiinss….

Do zombies use their fingers to chew popcorn?
– Nay. Zombies chew the fingers individually

Why didn’t the zombie win a debate?
– Because the zombie had no leg to stand on.

What do you get when you divide your jack-o’-lantern’s circumference by its diameter?
– Pumpkin-Pie!

What makeup do zombies wear?
– Ma-scare-a.

Why did the zombie teenager need an eyepatch?
– He kept rolling his eyes and somebody stood on one.

What is said by one zombie to another zombie a comedian was eaten by them?
– Does this taste humorous to you?

Why did the zombie stop driving?
– Because there was a dead end.

How can you tell if a vampire has been to a bakery recently?
– All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.

Why did the zombie go to the doctor?
– Because of his coffin.

This zombie kept cutting the line so I gave her a piece of my mind.
She said it was yummy.

How is zombies’ future predicted by them?
– With their horror-scope.

Who did Dracula take to the school dance?
– His ghoul friend.

What did the zombie say after he stole all the brains from the lab?
– Got your knows.

What bean zombies like the most?
– A human bean.

What was done by the zombie after he cheated on his girlfriend?
– He rubbed his bum.

What did the skeleton say to the gathering of ghosts when he revealed that he has not been tricked?
– I can see right through you!

What crosswords do zombies like?
– Crypt-ic ones.

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