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Zombie puns ๐ŸงŸ in 2022

What do zombie actors do before they perform?
– They re-hearse.

What did the zombie say when she fell out with her vampire friend?
– You’re dead to me!

What would an incredibly well outfitted zombie be called?
– Outfitted to kill.

How do zombies keep their hair in place?
– With scare spray.

What do zombies say to their sweethearts?
– I chew-s you.

When do zombies move to bed?
– When zombies are dead sleepy.

How is Halloween celebrated by zombies?
– They color the city dead.

Why wonโ€™t vampires prey on snowmen?
– Theyโ€™ll get frostbite.

What cars do zombies drive?
– Monster trucks.

What do you call a zombie with lots of kids?
– A mom-ster.

Why didnโ€™t the zombie make any mistakes on the test?
– Because the zombie was a no brainer.

What do you call an extremely well dressed zombie?
– Dressed to kill.

What is a ghostโ€™s favorite band?
– The Grateful Dead.

Where’s the safest place to be in the zombie apocalypse?
– The living room.

The zombie worked for years to win this prize.
He showed real dead-ication.

Why did the zombie quit steering?
– Because there was a dead stop.

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?
– They paint the town dead.

What do undead railway tunnels say?
– Trrrraaaiiinss….

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