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Bean puns in 2023

When you take onions and beans, you end up with tear gas.

Mr. Beans just predicted the weather, and he says it’s going to be a bit chili.

What do you call a pea that works in the circus?
– A tra-peas artist.

A-mung us, there is a bean

Did you eat all your beans?
– 13 cans!

The espresso moved away from the mocha
– because it was bean mean.

The pods took me out for drinks and we went to the “salad bar” instead of a pub.

I’ve bean thinking of you.

Jack and the Jelly-beanstalk – A little jelly’s favorite bedtime story.

It is important that as the year ends, you look for someone who has bean the world to you and just give them a toast.

What do you call a group of trendy beans?
– Cool beans.

I can’t espresso how much you mean to me.

That large truck is bean-ormous!

Let me plant one on ya!

The can of Irish beans I bought only has 239 beans.
They say one more would be too farty.

You and I are meant to bean.

Why do peas dislike noisy eaters?
– Because they want peas and quiet.

What did you just soy?

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