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Fish puns in 2024

Crayfish were offended by the publication of Eat Cray Love because they felt the lack of punctuation might send the wrong message.

What party game do fish like to play?
– Salmon Says.

Why do fish always lose their court cases?
– They are always gill-ty.

That’s the thing about squids…they ink too much.

Why did the restaurant sell bad fish? Long time no sea.

How do fish go into business? The start on a small scale.

Never try to talk to a fish before they’ve caf-fin-ated.

What does the Rasta fish love?
– Sea weed.

Why did the fish go to Hollywood?
– He wanted to be a starfish.

 Paci-fish-ts don’t believe in the notion of man o’ war.

I wouldn’t be cod dead in that

Why are fish great coders?
– They know how to trawl through the data.

That fish is rich and famous, but she’s still Jenny from the had-dock.

What is the difference between a fish and a piano? You might tune a piano, but you can never tuna fish.

What side of the fish contains the most scales?
– The outside.

What did you think of the series fin-ale?
– Well, it wasn’t the bass-ed.

What is a dolphin’s favorite TV show?
– Whale of fortune.

What is the best name for a fish?
– Bob.

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