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Fish puns ๐ŸŸ in 2021

What party game do fish like to play?
– Salmon Says.

Lobsters would get along a lot better with the other shellfish if they werenโ€™t always trying to lobster things up.

Why donโ€™t fish go into business together?
– They are always sole traders.

What is the fishโ€™s favorite sitcom?
– Tuna Half Men.

Tuna in next time for the funniestย animal memes.

What a fish-ous rumor

When I grow up, I want to a bass-tro-physicist.

Have you heard about the Sauna that serves food?
– Their specialty is steamed mussels.

What do you say to a fisherman on his birthday?
– Hope you have a reely good day!

Itโ€™s funny how fish never seem to know what youโ€™re talking aboat.

What makes fish terrible journalists?
– They always spread hake news.

What do you call a fish that can give you a face-lift? A plasticย sturgeon.

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