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Fish puns ๐ŸŸ in 2022

What party game do fish like to play?
– Salmon Says.

Crayfish were offended by the publication ofย Eat Cray Loveย because they felt the lack of punctuation might send the wrong message.

Why do fish always lose their court cases?
– They are always gill-ty.

When another fish tries to make you think youโ€™re cray-zy, tell them to stop bass-lighting.

What do fish need to stay healthy? Vitamin Sea.

Why did the fish get bad grades?
– Because it was below sea level.

ย Well, itโ€™s oh-fish-ial.

These days they let pretty much anyone o-fish-iate at weddings, as long as they have a certificate from the net.

What is the worldโ€™s most expensive fish?
– The goldfish.

Where do fish sleep? In a waterbed.

When jellyfish act catty, itโ€™s only because theyโ€™re jelly.

Where do sick fish go?
– To see a sturgeon

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