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Fish puns ๐ŸŸ in 2023

What party game do fish like to play?
– Salmon Says.

Crayfish were offended by the publication ofย Eat Cray Loveย because they felt the lack of punctuation might send the wrong message.

Why do fish always lose their court cases?
– They are always gill-ty.

Thatโ€™s the thing about squidsโ€ฆthey ink too much.

Why did the restaurant sell bad fish? Long time no sea.

How do fish go into business? The start on a small scale.

Never try to talk to a fish before theyโ€™ve caf-fin-ated.

What does the Rasta fish love?
– Sea weed.

Why did the fish go to Hollywood?
– He wanted to be a starfish.

ย Paci-fish-ts donโ€™t believe in the notion of man oโ€™ war.

I wouldnโ€™t be cod dead in that

Why are fish great coders?
– They know how to trawl through the data.

That fish is rich and famous, but sheโ€™s still Jenny from the had-dock.

What is the difference between a fish and a piano? You might tune a piano, but you can neverย tuna fish.

What side of the fish contains the most scales?
– The outside.

What did you think of the series fin-ale?
– Well, it wasnโ€™t the bass-ed.

What is a dolphinโ€™s favorite TV show?
– Whale of fortune.

What is the best name for a fish?
– Bob.

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