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Fish puns ๐ŸŸ in 2022

What party game do fish like to play?
– Salmon Says.

Why do fish always lose their court cases?
– They are always gill-ty.

When another fish tries to make you think youโ€™re cray-zy, tell them to stop bass-lighting.

What do fish need to stay healthy? Vitamin Sea.

Why did the fish get bad grades?
– Because it was below sea level.

ย Well, itโ€™s oh-fish-ial.

These days they let pretty much anyone o-fish-iate at weddings, as long as they have a certificate from the net.

What is the worldโ€™s most expensive fish?
– The goldfish.

Where do fish sleep? In a waterbed.

When jellyfish act catty, itโ€™s only because theyโ€™re jelly.

Where do sick fish go?
– To see a sturgeon

What happens when you mix salmon and Nutella together?
– You get salmonella.

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