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Ghost puns ๐Ÿ‘ป in 2022

Mommy ghosts usually take the baby ghosts to the day scare center.

Ghoul Sprouse

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

Did you hear about the depressed ghost?
-He’s going through some things.

ย When Sigmund meets a ghost, he feels a-Freud.


What do you get when you cross a turkey with a ghost?
-A poultrygeist!

Youโ€™re the one that I haunt, you are the one I hauntโ€ฆ boo boo boo!

I’m bad and boo-gie

What do you call a ghostโ€™s children?
-Boobies. I am so sorry.

The mute ghost was morose on Valentine’s Day because he had no boo.

Jack Ni-Ghoulson

Why shouldnโ€™t you eat ghosts?
-They taste like sheet.

I found out my girlfriend is really a ghost.
-I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door.

Ghosts make fantastic cheerleaders because they have high spirits

Don’t make me ghost you.

What do you call a ghost asking for the manager?
-I donโ€™t know what to call it!!!! It keeps s-Karen me!!!!

Sorry I canโ€™t spend Halloween with you all, but rest assured Iโ€™ll be thereโ€ฆ. in spirit ; )

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