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Ghost puns ๐Ÿ‘ป in 2022

Mommy ghosts usually take the baby ghosts to the day scare center.

Ghoul Sprouse

Where do ghosts go on vacation?
-Boo!dapest

Did you hear about the depressed ghost?
-He’s going through some things.

ย When Sigmund meets a ghost, he feels a-Freud.

Peek-a-boo!

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a ghost?
-A poultrygeist!

Youโ€™re the one that I haunt, you are the one I hauntโ€ฆ boo boo boo!

I’m bad and boo-gie

What do you call a ghostโ€™s children?
-Boobies. I am so sorry.

The mute ghost was morose on Valentine’s Day because he had no boo.

Jack Ni-Ghoulson

Why shouldnโ€™t you eat ghosts?
-They taste like sheet.

I found out my girlfriend is really a ghost.
-I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door.

Ghosts make fantastic cheerleaders because they have high spirits

Don’t make me ghost you.

What do you call a ghost asking for the manager?
-I donโ€™t know what to call it!!!! It keeps s-Karen me!!!!

Sorry I canโ€™t spend Halloween with you all, but rest assured Iโ€™ll be thereโ€ฆ. in spirit ; )

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