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Geology puns in 2023

I may be obsessed with rocks, but that’s my pre-rock-ative.

Studying volcanoes can be tuff

What do you call a rock that never goes to school?a
skipping stone.

A geologist’s favorite restaurant is the Hard Rock Cafe.

I lava bit of mint with my green tea.

So let’s start with a clean slate.

Geologists love music, but their playlists
get boring—they’re only rock and roll.

The miner got sick of his job because it was just boring.

Both countries were due to stratify the treaty by the
end of the month.

Taking about rock puns slowly eroded what was once a
good friendship.

You know the old saying—igneous is bliss.

Always name your WiFi “Yellowstone”

What do you do with dead geologists?You barium.

I’ve had a rough day, but I don’t want to chalk about it.

Lava-t first sight

There are definitely a few gems amongst all these
terrible rock puns.

Not to quarry—you’ll do great on your science exam!

I’m not really hungry—I’ve lost my apatite.

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