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Berry puns 🍓 in 2022

What’s a scarecrows favourite fruit?
– A straw-berry.

I don’t work on Sundaes…

What looks like half a berry?
– The other half.

Why are Blackberries never lonely?
– Because they hang around in bunches.

What is blue and goes up and down?
– A blueberry in an elevator!

The strawberry killed the cherry right before my berry eyes.

I a-peach-iate you!

I’d hate to be berried alive.

You’ve got the snack for it!

Did you hear about the news program dedicated to berries?
– It was a currant affairs program.

Why are grapes never lonely?
– Because they hang around in bunches.

When the child complained about his grape, the mother exclaimed, “Son, you are being un-raisin-able.”

My lady, your berry-ot awaits.

Strawberry Fields is anywhere you want to go. ~ John Lennon

How do grapes settle their disputes?
– They berry the hatchet.

What’s a Criminal’s favorite berry?
– Rob”berry”.

You’re berry special to me.

I went to the shop today to get some strawberries and blackberries,
– but they didn’t have any, so it was indeed a fruitless trip.

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